Matthew Brus

A handshake is available upon request.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

What happens to the 49ers when they figure out that Mr. Irrelevant Brock Purdy is better than Trey Lance?

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

Canada elected the wrong Prime Minister; I do enjoy their three down football but their politicians are dipshits. Carney yes, but especially Trudeau.

Poilievre was such the obvious choice.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

Iowa is screwed by this Dodger’s guy insurance scheme.

Ho-Lee-Fuk.

[Jerry O'Connell @MrJerryOC]

Unfollowed.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

The Brewers tonight.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

@fatbaldguyracin Went too soon- and saving even a modicum of ground was not on Javier’s to-do list.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

@fatbaldguyracin Jockey Error

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Nobody sees the 5am runs.
Nobody sees me choosing a salad over fries.
Nobody sees me doing yoga in a peaceful sunlit room.
Because I don’t do any of that shit.

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Football season is almost here, so I just wanted to get this out to my Georgia friends.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

@BradPowers7 Also can impregnate a woman by maintaining eye contact for an extended period of time.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

@BradPowers7 His haircut suits him perfectly.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

Cedric Mullins just made a strong case for the cheapest home run of the year.
(Las Vegas ballpark excluded)

@RaysBaseball @MLBNetwork

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

No cooler baseball equipment ever.
#MLB

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

I guess it’s not as fun when the mermaid you’ve hired for a kids birthday party is flopping around like a steelhead on the deck of a Chris Craft near the Evinrude.

Made me snort coffee this morning- hilarious @czabe

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

@baseballhall @MLB Best of Hall of Fame Weekend hats-

Honorable Mention- Houston
Just off th Podium- Twins, Rockies, & Braves
Bronze- Seattle
Silver- Rays
Gold- KC Royals

[The Straight | Racing. Wagering. Breeding. @TheStraightonX]

Why Hong Kong dominates racing’s online playbook like no other jurisdiction https://t.co/NiBZqBbIxw

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

Wouldn’t mind seeing Richard Fowler go stoopid phucking low today @ The British Open.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

One of my hot takes that I have been on for a few years: The UFL- is not needed. The best 2nd Season Football league is the @CFL - Criminally UnderCovered in the States and ridiculously underrated.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

A’s are everyone’s homecoming game. 26 man roster with about 10 legitimate major league level players. Terrible team.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

Kurtz is playing like ish.

Season Total o/u for strikeouts is a billion. Is there a Slider he won’t chase right now?

No, no there is not. Can’t watch this.

[Matthew Brus @Ameritrader]

@EM_Creates The Gorton’s Fisherman jerseys.

Not really, but seriously I think he would be a really cool shoulder patch.