McConnell’s corpse is possibly being kept hidden in a refrigerator, in order to avoid a special Election. Republicans are the party of cheating bastards and rigging criminals.
Elaine Chao’s mysterious and untimely trip to China needs to be investigated. It was not just unusual that while her husband being on his deathbed, but what was she needed to tell China in such a hurry? McConnell had access to a lot of national security information, post his dead, China likes to get its hands on those information. Is Elaine some kinda Chinese agent? Just asking.
Mitch McConnell, pictured here in happier times when he watched a child fall into a gorilla enclosure, is brain dead. Stay tuned for more feel good stories from this account.