Everything Finn Wolfhard does comes delivered in a blanket of second hand embarrassment to me idk it’s not even his fault this is just something that is
reading you took my heart (i was sleeping) in december 2025 vs reading talk to me dirty;talk to me sweet in february-august 2026 (the finale aged us all by like ten years)
thinking about spideywill leaking so much web fluid from being overstimulated that it misfires and glues his wrists together. and he just leaves them pinned above his head, humping the air desperately and begging mike to touch him :(
Oh, look at me, I'm Tom Holland. I'm married to Zendaya. I did an all-time epic with Nolan. Anne Hathaway and Matt Damon say I'm the best boy. My 4th Spider-Man movie is shattering global box office records. I did the greatest lip sync of all time. I look like THIS.