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#twinja "An unrefined ball of absolute fury"

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@MarcheseMethods @Antunes1 You are not at a livestock auction, women are not brood mares. GROSS.

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@spaceytracy91 I have had 2 people say that is exactly what happened to them before the stomach bug that has been going around the school so I'm kind of watching to see what happens.

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WTF. Anyone ever had an everything all at once situation? I am hot and cold, hungry but also ready to throw up, tired but wired and I am so overwhelmed I am trying to figure out how to climb out of my meat suit and just run away.

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@somanybadtweets Bob Dylan and Curtis Armstrong had a brief encounter one stormy night...

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@ohHollyHell I need to make sure that I follow you there.

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Oh just me with my fingers down my throat up to my fucking elbow trying to jump start a vom and not even getting a solid gag.

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@WriteEditPJ Maybe don't do that.

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@UzamakiJ @AshGamesAcct I wish you could have heard the sound that you just made me make.

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@yogaACAB They clench their assholes over so many petty things they have sprung their sphincter

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Hey, thanks brain for waking me up at 3 am to tell me that it was time to have a raging migraine. Good times. There goes my perfect attendance. Derpie der.

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@Pie2thePie @defnotadino 2018... I hope this dude is not currently in the process of working on that paper bc he is going to need some revisions.

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Once again, the ladder and I are not friends.

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@gert00010badger @SFGeekGirl Oh absolutely happy birthday!!!!!

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I say, considering the state of things to come including the fact that some ppl are suddenly going to have to be "adults" with their own insurance that YES, we absolutely should lower the drinking age. Trying to find an affordable health care plan should come with a shot of rum.

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@defnotadino WAIT. Geezalou is this bc you warned assholes that they will not be covered under their parent's insurance at the ripe ol' age of EIGHTEEN????

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@defnotadino Ooh boy, baby, do they ever know you. They are the knowingest people to ever know things.

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Hell's fucking bells, I could have SWAM to Ireland and had this "pub style steak and ale pie" already. WTF.

Me, starving and having no concept of time nor distance.

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For the love of dog kicsi... not only do I keep SMACKING her in the kisser with the broom bc she won't go away now she is waiting for me to mop a section of floor so she can tromp all up and through that wet area with the most gleeful look on her slapdaffy fucking face.

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@YourFriendRad @Revbidad Is he threatening to rape a minor bc that girl certainly looks like she is under age. Also, awful lot of "god" in that bio to be an aspiring rapist.

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Our PE teacher wants our class and 1 other to evaluate his student teachers and oooh boy do I have shit to say about the 3 boys. But also I have to throw some kudos to the girl who not only engaged with Wild Child, she came BACK after an attempted mauling with positive energy.