Amit Shukla

Secular humanist. Examining religious dogma, scripture, and philosophy through a critical lens. Freedom of inquiry above all.

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@lakey_musings @jiya1402 Now replace 'ketchup' with 'meth' and watch this entire logic crash into a wall.😑😂

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Being an adult is just saying “next week things will calm down” until you die.

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Being an adult is just saying “next week things will calm down” until you die.

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@AdaAkokwa1 That’s not a wife wishlist, that’s a job posting for an unpaid live-in maid and surrogate mother. 👩

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@LieLikeMe @preposterousbbg @loungingmee Building a bridge between two completely unrelated sentences just to manufacture an argument that no one actually made 😴

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My financial strategy is just ignoring my bank account balance and hoping my card makes the approved sound.

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My financial strategy is just ignoring my bank account balance and hoping my card makes the approved sound.

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Intelligence is quiet. Insecurity is loud.
You can always tell the difference. 🧠

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One family is performing funeral rites; the other is filing an appeal. They are not the same tragedy 🤨

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Some of the realist shit you can do is call yourself out, correct your own flaws, and become better. Thats growth.🫡

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The irony of using the freedom of speech guaranteed by a democracy to advocate for a dictatorship from an account called '@CuteAaruhi4

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Jeff Bezos lost billions and didn't whine this much. What generational wealth are you defending with that blue tick subscription?

My bad, Mukesh. Didn't realize she was taking half of your ₹5,000 monthly SIP and an ancestral Honda Activa.🥱

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Hey stranger, If you feel comfortable, if you need someone to talk/vent, I’m here. Happy to offer advice if asked, otherwise I can just listen to you. For real.

My DM is open, hit me up and we will find some time. ❤️

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Do not expect anyone to be happy for your success unless they are already happy with their own.🫡

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Bold of you to assume men spend that much time thinking about what you're afraid of

You can just say you picked the wrong guy without writing a villain monologue about the entire gender

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For someone who doesn't prioritize men, you sure post about them a lot.

Prioritizing yourself is great, just don't act shocked when nobody else signs up to do it for you either

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Holding men today accountable for history they weren't alive for isn't 'accountability,' it’s just projection with a Wi-Fi connection

Blaming random guys in 2026 for what happened in 1850 is a great way to avoid taking accountability for your own bad dating choices.🫡

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What a ‘country’, what a prime minister, what a national security strategy. Pakistan - only country in the world that breeds terrorists, exports them and then brags at the UN that it controls it’s exports to ‘save the world’

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What made you mature overnight?

No judgment.
Just your truth.🤨

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I’m going to save some of you about five years: you do not need to know what you want FOREVER. You need to know what you want NEXT. I cannot tell you how much of my life I wasted trying to turn every decision into a lifetime commitment. Pick the next move. You’re allowed to make another one later. 🫡

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We can shame Bihar, UP, MP, Bengal, and other states, but the reality is that the entire nation has become unsafe for women. Women aren’t even safe in their own homes or in their in-laws’ homes. Fathers have even killed their own daughters. So how can women ever be safe in India?