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Stirs pot* “You kids want some puns?” Hello, just a writer putting out of context conversation quotes that I may or may not want to turn into stickers

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Ralph: “He’s just a teacup dinosaur.” 😊

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Ralph: “You bring all the fun. I just bring the ‘ny’ because I am a knight who says ‘nee!’”

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Ted: “You two are nearly weds, we’re nearly deads.”

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Ralph: “Alright, Punk Nugget.”

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Ralph: “Do not bother baking if the interior of your car is white, these muffins are racist.”

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Ralph: “I’m gonna be that guy and cross 5 lanes of traffic’s. Good thing there’s no one behind me.”
Ambri: “Haha, if no one’s around to see a a tree crosses 5 lanes of traffic and says ‘love you too’ to the barista does it make a sound?”
Ralph: “It wishes it didn’t.”

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Ralph: (comes in half awake*): “I have a case of the dragon trainers.”
Ambri: “Oh?”
Ralph: “Hiccup.”

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Bennet Tucktuck: “If you ever die, just call me and I’ll give you an oreo.”

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Mandy: (Zangief impression) “Do not swan dive between thighs.”

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Iiley: “I’m palette cleansing with some blue raspberry.” ☺️

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Ambri: “Would you love me if I was a worm?”
Ralph: (half awake) “Yes, you’d be a hot worm.”

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Ralph: “Get back here phone. Betrayer of.. me.”

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Mom: (from the other room*) “I’ve been accosted by forks!”

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Ralph: “The formula for love is flatulence.”

(Proceeds to die laughing while I type this out)

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Dominic: “It’s just him and his Minecraft bible against the world.”

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Ralph: “In the immortal law of the marriage license- immutable in its entirety- and I quote, ‘No takesies backsies.’”

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Ralph: “Get wreckt, my Luv.”

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Ambri: (starts coughing*) “That’s my neat little party trick, I sound like a smoker and all I had to do was dieeee”

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Ralph: “Pick flowers not fights.”

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Ralph: “Power points are just comic strips for business.”