Brother Jacob

Don't speak ill of me, or my amish brothers will roll up and smite thee. p.s you will fear my feat of strength from hours of churning butter.

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

I would totally bring forth a slashing to the tires of your buggy, if they weren't made of wood! #AmishProbs #AmishMafia #Butter

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

A very crucial rule in our community. @BeardofLove

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

Something just went down at Brother Eli's shack. CSI: Amish is there right now, drawing pictures of the crime scene. #Amishcrime #thuglife

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

Making candles #likeaboss #amishthug

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

Hit 10 MPH today on my horse and buggie, looked death in the face. #amishthuglife

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

@audreymaline squirrels are just a myth in my community

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

Does anyone know where Brother Sameuel is? My Amish gang is going to teach him a lesson by calling him names that are not nice!

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

Only a badass sells home made soaps! #amishpimp #SoapsAndHoes

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

@Hermannator777 nothing like a barn raising to get your adrenaline pumping! #amishthuglife #goats

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

I love ho's. Its the best tool for gardening. #amishpimp

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

@Hermannator777 greetings brother Hermann, lets sing hymns and drink dairy! #amishthug

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

If your lady friend is sad, make her a quilt! It works every time! #AmishPimp #ladieslovethequilts

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

Follow me on the Twitters and we shall party like its 1835! Then we can beat up some sinners! #amishthuglife

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

Getting crunk at the chapel

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

@hayleighmccall rap is the devil's music, I blare hymns when I roll out!

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

@AnnaWilen follow me, and your friends and we can all have a goat milking party! #amishthuglife

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

Hot date with Ruth tonight! I will force her to cook for me #thug

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

Brother Levi and I will be partaking in a "drive by shouting." Where we yell obscenities at sinners! #amishthuglife #butter #goats

[Brother Jacob @AmishForLife]

Speak ill of me one more time Moses, and you'll be sleeping with the fishes! But in our case , you'll be sleeping in the cow pasture! #thug