jf castro

dropping sardonic word bombs

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

pinned tweet

[bsjeffrey @bsjeffrey]

"i see myself as a failure so colossal, so consistent and so spectacular that it dwarfs and outshines the most fabulous successes of others."
brother theodore

[bsjeffrey @bsjeffrey]

you can't quote carlin on twitter. i'm done with twitter.

[bsjeffrey @bsjeffrey]

@TwitterSupport @Jack there has never been an occasion when twitter has given the option of show fewer whatevers that i did not want the option of show never again. i never want to see feed insertions about people's likes, replies to others, or who they follow.

[jovial chaos @HumorInTheNow]

@realDonaldTrump #PresidentNeedleDick is upset that she completely ignored the fact that his symbolic penis became the bigliest. fortunately for anyone who cares to look there is video of #TinyManhoodInChiief proudly pointing it out. he is #JustADumbFearmonger

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@ggreenwald @neeratanden bombs don't grow on trees

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@BillyWayneDavis are you saying charlie pride and darius rucker aren't enough?

[bsjeffrey @bsjeffrey]

@TwitterSupport @Jack even tweets from the other accounts i run are not showing up. closing in on 3 hours.

[bsjeffrey @bsjeffrey]

@TwitterSupport @jack

[bsjeffrey @bsjeffrey]

twitter targets dissent

[bsjeffrey @bsjeffrey]

@TwitterSupport i operate several twitter accounts yet this feed consistently stops updating for over an hour. i can go to peoples feed that i follow and see they have tweeted, yet these tweets don't appear in my feed. your filtering is horrible.

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@Public_Citizen ha, jokes on them i don't have insurance.

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@RaniaKhalek so he's involved with a lot of facts. doesn't seem like the insult he intended.

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@ggreenwald faster than you can say money laundering

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@DrugPolicyOrg @SusanBurtonLA decriminalization still allows for unjust punishments. #NotAskingPermission #MyRight #LegalizeIt

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@RaniaKhalek @rania_masri i'm detecting favoritism for ranias.

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@lifeforpot translation: he would prefer to spit on liberty but if not he hopes the feds will let the states make a mess of it.

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@davidsirota in trump's defense, how many rotting pumpkin "fake billionaire" money launderers do you know?
i rest my case.

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@davidsirota somebody is not glad they met ya.

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@ggreenwald @MotherJones @DavidCornDC @Isikoff i pretty sure steele dossier is the lead character in a spy movie parody.

[jf castro @AmishTerrorism]

@DrugPolicyOrg @NYGovCuomo given his history of dishonesty and intentional ignorance with regards to marijuana, why would anyone have believed him in the first place?

[hippie desperado @HippieDesperado]

i follow @BarrySanders and @BernieSanders and frequently think "why did he tweet that?' but then realize it's the other sanders.