Amit Kumar

When I'm alone, I Tweet and Tweet and Tweet....

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Home prices in India. Unsurprisingly Mumbai is the most expensive market. Thane and Gurgaon in stiff competition. Bhubaneswar may surprise many.

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@bankerwithbicep @taran_adarsh How’s the movie?

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@ShivamGaba15 3rd point bolke dil mein aag laga di bhai 🥲💔

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Woke up ugly again. This shit never ends! 🌚

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Merry Christmas!

[LADbible @ladbible]

🚨 - North Korea has banned its citizens from laughing for 11 days to mark the 10th anniversary of Kim Jong Il's death.

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Can’t wait till I get older; it was the DUMBEST shit I ever said!!

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@nailainayat @Room__133 @messikabhakt @kkushal_ssahu 😂

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@Room__133 Nearest theatre

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@AbhiUpmanyu @Room__133

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I might still be ugly but I used to be uglier!

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I’m confused!
Do I miss seeing my friends or do I miss eating food I didn’t prepare myself!

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There are only two things missing in Indian Education System:

1. Education
2. System

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I sleep less, so I'm tired. I sleep more, so I'm tired.

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Being an adult is eating the pizza crust not because you like it, but you paid for it!

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Life is a “Try not to kill yourself” challenge!

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Ain’t we work 7 days a week for the luxury of laying down for 2 hours after salary?

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If we date, my entire family will help you make fun of me!

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Things that are important in a relationship;

Trust
Love
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I’ve been social distancing from responsibilities long before quarantine