MaVeeRiCk

Conventionally Conservative Liberal

[Neeraj Badhwar @nirajbadhwar]

What Sejal Pawar and Himanshu Jangra said on comedian Pranit More’s show can never be justified in any way. However, the aggressive manner in which people are reacting to this entire matter reflects the underlying issues we face as a country and proves why we remain so hypocritical even today.

[IndiaToday @IndiaToday]

A daylight shooting in Chandigarh's Sector 11 left a 45-year-old man dead after armed assailants opened fire inside a medical store on Saturday afternoon.
#ReporterDiary | @aseembassi

[Gagan Choudhary @trigguuuu]

Irony died after watching her video.

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@SubhrajitG2503 @IndiaToday Abe madarchodo b k lawdo jail thodi bhej do iss baat ke liye... Ab tum yaha gaali likh rahe ho to jail bhej de tum sabko.. Isse zyada gandd bakvaas to hum poora din maarte hain... Sab jail jayenge phir

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@SubhrajitG2503 @IndiaToday Jail? Seriously. She has studied and is here because of her talent and hardwork. She made a light hearted joke and does not deserve such harsh punishment. She can be reprimanded and warned. Thats it

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@RoshanKrRaii U need to see this @anjanaomkashyap. If ever u wanted take legal action against this pig

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@Chellaney Sir were these tankers Indian flagged... Just answer this basic and very important question

[Iamemperor @Iamemperor00]

My roommate accidentally convinced our entire apartment building that he was a government agent because he didn’t know how to end conversations normally.

It started because he ordered a shredder.

That’s it.

Just a regular office shredder from Amazon.

But the delivery guy asked,
“What do you need this for?”

And instead of saying “old bank statements” like a civilian, my roommate pauses for two full seconds and goes,

“Can’t really discuss that.”

Why would you say that.

Now the delivery guy looks nervous.
My roommate notices the nervousness.
And instead of correcting himself, he doubles down because apparently social anxiety turns him into a Batman villain.

He leans closer and says:
“Appreciate your discretion.”

The delivery guy left like he had just transported nuclear launch codes.

After that, weird things started happening.

Neighbors became oddly respectful.
People stopped asking him dumb small-talk questions in the elevator.
One old man saluted him once.

At first we thought it was coincidence.

Then our downstairs neighbor knocks on our door and quietly asks,
“Are we safe?”

My roommate, who is eating cereal at the time, just stares at him and says:
“For now.”

FOR NOW???

The neighbor looked like he was about to evacuate his family immediately.

Turns out the delivery guy had apparently told multiple people in the building that “federal people” were living on the third floor.

And honestly my roommate’s lifestyle was NOT helping.

He leaves the apartment at random hours.
Owns three identical black jackets.
Rarely explains where he’s going.
Has terrible posture but walks fast enough to seem important.

One time he came home carrying a locked briefcase.

Do you know what was inside?

A sandwich.

But nobody else knew that.

The paranoia escalated when building management installed new security cameras and my roommate casually muttered,
“About time.”

Now everybody thinks he requested surveillance upgrades.

Then came the incident with Apartment 4B.

There was a huge screaming argument downstairs around midnight.
Doors slamming.
People yelling.
Somebody crying.

The whole building could hear it.

My roommate walks into the hallway, listens for ten seconds, then calmly says:
“They’re moving earlier than expected.”

EARLIER THAN WHAT??

A woman across the hall literally gasped.

The next morning 4B had moved out unexpectedly because apparently they were already behind on rent and the fight ended the relationship.

But now the building believes my roommate orchestrated a covert extraction.

People started treating him like some kind of undercover protector.

Neighbors would randomly update him on “suspicious activity.”

One guy whispered:
“There’s a blue Honda that keeps circling the block.”

My roommate nodded and wrote something down.

Do you know what he wrote?

“Buy oat milk.”

But the guy saw the note-taking and immediately went,
“Knew it.”

Then management offered him a free parking spot “for operational convenience.”

HE TOOK IT.

At this point I asked him why he kept feeding the delusion instead of stopping it.

And he said something I’ll never forget:
“It’s gone too far to explain naturally.”

Which somehow made him sound EVEN MORE like a spy.

Then things became catastrophic.

A package got delivered to the wrong apartment and went missing.

Management called a building meeting about “recent security concerns.”

In the middle of the meeting, somebody actually turned toward my roommate and asked:
“What do you think we should do?”

This idiot crosses his arms and says:
“Keep communication limited. Don’t panic.”

The room nodded collectively.

I was watching a man fail upward into the CIA.

Then an actual police officer showed up later that week because somebody reported “possible federal surveillance activity.”

We thought the game was over.

But when the officer knocked on our door, my roommate opened it halfway, looked at the badge, and sighed like he was disappointed.

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@coolfunnytshirt Par ye bkl Bhojpuri hero ki tarah banke kyu ghum raha hau

[Ankur Singh @AnkurSingh]

Who looks at Dead Body like this?

Is Rahul alright?

[Panchjanya @epanchjanya]

'लो मेरे कार्यकर्ताओं, मेरे जूठे सेब खाओ..'

ये कांग्रेस नेता और कर्नाटक के मुख्यमंत्री डीके शिवकुमार हैं।

इन्होंने सेब को जूठा कर अपने कार्यकर्ताओं पर फेंक दिया, ताकि वो खा लें।

असली भक्त कौन, 'ये' या 'वो' ?

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@smitaprakash @ANI @AshwiniVaishnaw Smita ji if by any chance you are taking ozempic or mounjaro then pls compliment it by weight training or muscle toning else there will be significant muscle loss which may be very harmful

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@KreatelyMedia Sahi hota hai aise chutiyon k sath

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@BBTheorist Pls get the full info. The chef switched off the main power supply due to which the electronic locks of rooms stopped working and made escape from rooms imoossible for the guests. If he had not done that then almost everyone could have just been able to run from the building

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@PoliticalKida Bibi vaise bolna 'Jhaant Barabar' bhi nahi chahti thi par bol 'Ansh Barabar' dia... 😅

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@pbhushan1 Bsdk tu pagal hai kya...
Congress ko hatakar BJP ko le aaya, phir aap ko bhi chhod dia... Ab BJP ko hata kar congress ko lana chahta hai.. Phir bolega congress ko hata kar CJP ko le aao... Mc pagal saale

[MaVeeRiCk @AmitKumarVohra]

@Being_Humor Mere papa kehte hain ki... Langda, kaana, lula aur bauna.... Sabse mc hote hain.. Kabhi vishwas nahi karna chahiye

[Saurav Das @SauravDassss]

@narendramodi Many congratulations on forming governments in 4 states. I hope to see you perform even better now sir. Stay fit sir #NAMO

[Tavleen Singh @tavleen_singh]

Support the Cockroach Janata Party or not you must agree with its first cause: accountability for the NEET mess. May they go further and demand that Indian children get the right to real schools and colleges. Not substandard ones.

[Keh Ke Peheno @coolfunnytshirt]

The loudmouth rhetorical fake feminist @RichaChadha tried her best to belittle the woman without any logical or constructive answer. The activism based on political correctness, shallow and dumb rhetorics!