Amit

Just for fun

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

Feel sorry for Suryakumar Yadav .He plays only T20 cricket but his form ditched him. With age not in his side, he may find it difficult to make a comeback.

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

🚨 SHREYAS IYER HAS BEEN APPOINTED AS INDIA’S NEW T20I CAPTAIN. 🚨

- Tilak Varma appointed as the Vice Captain. 🇮🇳

[Jahazi @Oye_Jahazi]

Serious sport, passionate nation.

Idhr Mahadev ka drone show dekh ke ro rhe 3 din se

[Anshul Saxena @AskAnshul]

- All 4 people were on different Vande Bharat trains.

- All 4 people had window seats.

- All 4 people were seated next to a kid and his father.

- All 4 people had the worst journey experience.

- All 4 people clicked the same photo.

What a coincidence!

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

Hope he plays for India soon in all formats. He may fail, he may succeed but with age on his side, he will definitely improve.

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

Vaibhav Sooryavanshi said, “I want to play Test cricket for India. My father always say it’s the ultimate format”. (JioStar).

[Gagan🇮🇳 @1no_aalsi_]

Congratulations on winning the trophy. Now it's time to win some class and civic sense too. Champions on the field, chhapris on the streets 😭

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

Thank god #Ipl2026 got over.

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

This Riyan fellow doesn't even deserve to be in the playing 11. Who made him captain. Plus his attitude is so repulsive.

[Vipin Tiwari @Vipintiwari952]

This Riyan Parag has some serious audacity.
Apart from those two innings against DC, he’s averaging just 14 in his other 12 innings. Yet here he is, continuously slamming and lecturing Vaibhav Suryavanshi like he’s the biggest expert in cricket.

The second Vaibhav got out and walked into the dugout, Riyan didn’t even give him five minutes of breathing space, he kept scolding and criticising him nonstop.
Bro really thinks he owns Rajasthan Royals.

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

Missed 3 centuries but well played Vaibhav Sooryavanshi #RRvsGT

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

Thank you road contractors. Ab koi bhi 2 ghanta pehle nahi pahuchega ~ Ravish Kumar

[खुरपेंच @khurpenchh]

गंगा एक्सप्रेसवे के उद्घाटन को पूरा एक महीना बीत गया है,अब कहीं जाके हल्का फुलका धंसा है।

इतने दिन बगैर किसी रुकावट के चलता रहा इसके लिए हम ठेकेदारों और अधिकारियों को धन्यवाद देते हैं।

[Anubhav Gupta @anubhavgupta_ji]

India is a counury where,

>Credit goes to PM.
>Question goes to Opposition.
>Blame goes to a former PM.

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

What are your plans for increasing forest cover in India?

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Different parts of India are witnessing soaring temperatures and the challenges that come with it. This heat is harsh on all of us and I urge you all to take as many precautions as possible. Please stay hydrated, keep water with you when stepping out. Offer a glass of water to others. In weather like this, such kindness goes a long way.

[Dr. Rajeshwari Iyer @RajeshwariRW]

Temperature in Dubai today: 36°C
Temperature in India today: 45°C

Tax on ACs in Dubai: 5% VAT
Tax on ACs in India: 18% GST

India needs to fix its tax system first.

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

No offense but Next time when I travel abroad I will carry a board, "My name is Amit and i m not a gujju" 🤣

[Lord Immy Kant @KantInEastt]

A group of Indians act like this abroad and the whole country has to suffer from racism

[Kevin Pietersen🦏 @KP24]

Vaibhav told me he wants to score 200 in a T20.
I believe him!

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

But will he succeed in test cricket in bowler friendly conditions? Hope he does.

[Sachin Tendulkar @sachin_rt]

Vaibhav Sooryavanshi’s bat swing has been outstanding. What’s even more remarkable is how beautifully he clears his front foot to create room for balls aimed at his legs. This freedom allows him to play the way he does.

That innings was nothing short of spectacular!

[Sir Escanor (𝘏𝘰𝘱𝘪𝘶𝘮 𝘚𝘭𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳) @EscanorReloaded]

CEOs are quietly realizing the AI replacement plan has a problem.
Two problems, actually.

One: the token costs for running AI agents are now exceeding what they were paying the employees they fired.

Two: when the tokens run out, the AI stops. Just stops. No continuity. No workaround. Just a spinning wheel where your workforce used to be.

You fired humans to save money and bought a subscription that bills you into a corner.

The employees you let go knew what to do when things broke.
The AI just invoices you for the outage.

And then there’s the permission problem nobody wants to talk about.

To do its job, the AI agent needs access. Full access. Your systems, your patents, your contracts, your future plans. Everything you spent years building, handed over to a process that has no loyalty, no discretion, and no skin in the game.

You didn’t hire a replacement.
You gave a stranger with no soul the keys to everything you own.

Enjoy.

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

Wow and they even have the audacity to post it online.

[Arjun* @mxtaverse]

- mix 85% ethanol in petrol to reduce oil imports
- import american corn to make ethanol
- charge Indians same price as 100% petrol for lower mileage

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

Accha kiya

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

🚨 VIJAY SHANKAR HAS ANNOUNCED HIS RETIREMENT FROM INDIAN CRICKET. 🚨

[Amit @Amit_smiling]

Looks more like a pest control ad

[Cockroach is Back @Cockroachisback]

You thought you can get rid of us? Lol