Amity Hawthorne

Weird and fantastical hardcore erotic fiction inspired by 20th Century culture, from literature to atomic anxiety. Coming Valentine's Day 2019.

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@RobbiePhilip I figured it's either deliberate and brilliant or accidental and someone's fired.

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@Piech42 Same!

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Inspirational photo for an evening of revision. An erotic waxwork, a bottle of red wine, and a young artist surrendering to the sexual revolution. Coming to your Kindle or e-reader… https://t.co/ZlZzoeQtrc

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One of many poems on etiquette from "Your Manners are Showing" by Betty Betz (1946). Remember ladies...Dick follows you. #doubleentendre #dickjokes https://t.co/w8zJITZPio

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I mean...puffy coat aside, the #birdbox stills are a little bit sexy. Am I wrong? #eroticauthor #rule34 https://t.co/iv8eWCD4D8

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Revising hardcore erotica isn't quite as much fun as writing it in the first place, but damned if I'm not going to bring my readers some quality smut. Thanks to my early reader friends for their thoughtful (and occasionally hilarious) editorial comments.

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The Kohl's Miner's Daughter #ClotheAMovieOrShow

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I Shod Andy Warhol #ClotheAMovieOrShow

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Mary Poppins Returns A Blouse That Looked Better In The Dressing Room #ClotheAMovieOrShow

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A sadistic sexual predator tries to entice a teenage girl by kidnapping her brother and inviting her to find him, only to frustrate her with a series of false leads and traps. #TheLabyrinth #TheTruthAboutKidsMovies

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my current sexual orientation is very specific: Tom Ellis shirtless with wings. Hellooooo, Lucifer... https://t.co/kOfZlhkOq1

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Workshopping my smut with a dear and trusted writer friend. So it is now literary smut, if you please.

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There's been such an upsurge in my adult-oriented searches the last couple of weeks that Google basically just asked me if I'm okay. Yes, I'm fine. It's research.

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When the going gets weird, the weird go pro. #huntersthompson
Anyone know where this meme came from? The pboto is great and paired well with the quote. https://t.co/74D8SUY2IQ

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#sexy #skeksi
#notonskeksmannigday
#saynomoremonvulture https://t.co/8QwRx3v507

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Career planning for the dirty-minded. #eroticauthor #erotica https://t.co/tSqsSUaLaB

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To sleep, perchance to dream of hot scenes for future tales. Feeling both girl lust and anthropomorphilic, so tonight's inspirational image is the sexy, brilliant, incomparable Helena… https://t.co/sbhma1k2Kc

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All these diverse, bad-ass incoming #CongressWomen. This is the future was promised by #FreeToBeYouAndMe. #Congress2019

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Early bedtime. Writing day tomorrow. Falling asleep to my inspiration playlist... #coinoperatedboy by the incomparable dresdendolls on repeat while I ready myself for bed. Dreams of… https://t.co/w0xPzlukkV

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This is the universe where most of my stories live. Women finding a path out od repressive sexuality through encounters with strange creatures. https://t.co/7WN6XBsh69