Amizzled

Basically my public diary… I have a stoma called Boris 🥴

[Amizzled @Amizzled]

2024 is the year I kink shame furries (warewolf smut lovers) in Facebook fantasy book groups ☺️

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Dear @brendonurie please drop out of wwwy festival.I can live with you ruining the band(essentially becoming a one man band under the guise of patd)but I will not be able to go on in life if you and your over the top vocals RUIN AFYCSO.

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Imagine hearing someone on the phones at @BTCare wanting to argue with customers over their complaints with internet coverage

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Managed to get tickets for iron maiden but literally fuck @TicketmasterUK

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Raise your hand if you feel like you’re a victim of reading Sarah J Maas books

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I don’t even care at this point but I feel like Katie Price should be made an example of by going to prison for tax evasion.
Yes I know she’s “main carer” or whatever for Harvey.
No you cannot change my mind
🤘🏻

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Facebook memories makes me wish I could time travel and revoke internet access from myself

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@Crocs should make a mega crush sandal that you can actually drive in 👍🏻

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Batchd need to fucking close. Worse doughnut and cookie I’ve ever had in my life smdh

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When you’re holidaying in East Yorkshire you kinda have to travel to Leeds to get baked goodies from Get Baked…. That all we did today. DRIVE 🫠

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Every one of Rishi Sunaks "I'm doing a normal thing" photos just gives off Mr Burns without Smithers energy.

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Guess who gave their other half a cold a few days before their birthday

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Being the absolute worst influence on my friend and her kid by giving her ideas to send her kid to school as a naughties emo for “decade day”

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Got 5 packs of Kraft Mac and cheese from Costco a few months back. It’s taken to the last box for me to actually make it taste decent 🤣😂

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@sharrond62 @RishiSunak @ripx4nutmeg Tf?!

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As much as I am glad I am somewhat better than I was 4 years ago, these random allergies/rashes/eczema flare ups I keep getting are doing my nut in. All down to the immunosuppressants I’m on I assume 🫠

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@FittleworthMed sort your new system out it’s shittier than my stoma

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Did I buy a product aimed at putting sun cream on babies/toddlers/kids because I hate getting that stuff on my hands?
You better believe I did.

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I’ve succumbed to the peer pressure of some of my friends and decided to watch Bridgeton s3 pt1…. Instead of waiting till next month like a normal binge watcher would do 😆🙄

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I actually don’t know how people willingly have kids. I help look after my twin nephews for like 6hrs and I’m ready for a nap.

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No cause if I didn’t have health issues I’d like to think I could do this 😆

[Big L’s @just_laus]

There’s a guy that has moved into an all inclusive 5* resort in Turkey because it works out cheaper per month than his rent and bills in Manchester which doesn’t even include food… he’s found the ultimate cheat code to the cozzy livs 😂😂😂