Amme Juido 🦆

unlikable in a charming way

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Playdate at my house later it's BYOB (bring your own Barbies)

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@bbreadpan Someone tell Helga it's spelled fallopian I just wanna see something

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Everybody always wants to talk about schrödinger's cat but not how the fridge light is off when the door is closed

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My favourite cat litter

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@CamrynCarnell McFish is incredible

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@CamrynCarnell Exactly

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They should ban "lash artist" from creative categories on job websites like please get a grip

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@bbreadpan Remember when he was just doing weird animations to music? I didn't like that either but I liked it better than this

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If you have a dad that sneezes quietly I need you to know it's because my neighbour has harvested his dad sneeze powers, I swear the whole building shakes when this man sneezes. Like he is gobbling up every vowel, putting the chew in achoo

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No further questions your honour

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You've got to Scooby what makes you dooby do

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Like I can't make this up

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I was nervous about introducing Allison and Syd but then they both showed up in the exact same outfit without ever having met

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Subverting the expectation of "honey, I'm home!" by yelling "honey, I shrunk the kids!"

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@scentedrachel Spoken from the heat

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I'd rather let my brain grow mold than be productive after 4pm

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Struggling to not compare my classmates projects to spy kids 3 because that would be unprofessional

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@allisonandpons Love that this joke made it out of the groupchat

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I can't talk right now my dad is playing whiskey lullaby and trying to convince me it's just a nice song to fall asleep to

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By the way he's doing this because he use to play it for me and my brother when we were kids as a nice lil bed time song until we cried a lot