Ammi-isms

Ramblings from an almost 4 yr old

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Whenever I hear my stomach rumble 🤣

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Ammi is gonna end up being that one kid that draws dick pics on the desks in the back of class 🤣🤣

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*helping w/ English work*

Me: ok so what describing words do you want to use here? Do you want to use happy? Sad?

Ammi: emotional

Me o_O

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(Homeschooling)

Ammi: why does 4 plus 1 make 5?

Me: well 5 comes after 4. And if you have 4 and add another it brings the total up to 5!

Ammi: yes but why? What are the numbers?

Me: I...I dont know ammi! I wasnt there for the creation of numbers ok?!

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(Homeschooling)

Ammi: why is please and thank you resistant to life?

Me: (in tears) please...please just finish the worksheet

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Ammi: mummy I want to tell you something....you're stupid
Me: oh yeah!? Well I've got something to tell you!
Ammi: (puts hands over ears)......go ahead

#parenting #kids #thesass #thesassisstrong #ammiisms

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Me: is this the hill you want to die on?

Ammi: YES NOW LET ME DIE

#parenting #kids #ammiisms #thesass #

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Ammi: I've finished with my toast mummy.
Me: but you've barely eaten of it!
Ammi: but I have eaten of it.

#ammiisms #parenting #

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"Look mummy, I'm Rosa Diaz!" #BrooklynNineNine #RosaDiaz

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Ammi: I want some micken
Me: um, what's that?
Ammi: it's a new type of beef
Me:......
Ammi: and did you know, you can even do this thing and put chocolate in the middle of it!
Me:....!!??

#ammiisms #parenthood #parenting101 #kidstuff

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Starting to understand why #MLPDiscord is Ammi's favourite. After PE today, she came out of school with her shirt on back to front & inside out, her trousers on backwards & her shoes on the wrong feet 👩🏼‍🏫🤭 #MLPFiM #discord #ammiisms #childofchaos #mylittlepony

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Ammi: oh no! Discord's in the shower!

Me: what?! Discord, get out, you dont belong in there!

Ammi: (in posh discord voice) I'm not in here, you've made a mistake, My Dear!

#mylittlepony #mylittleponydiscord #MLPFiM #mlpdiscord #Discord #discordistakingoverourhouse

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Ammi: so we need flour, sugar, eggs and meat and mix it all up!

Me: what on earth are you making?!

Ammi: I'm making #Discord a hot chocolate!

Me:....sounds about right

#mylittlepony #mlpdiscord #mylittleponydiscord #lordofchaos #hisbiggestfan

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Me: c'mon Ammi downstairs or I will eat your heart out!

Ammi: silly mummy, ladies dont know how to eat hearts

#parenting #kidsstuff #ammiisms #feminism

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Ammi: mum can you get me a glass of milk please?

Me: ok but what do I get in return?

Ammi: a slap

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Ammi: now I'm about to start this pro- *gasps and covers mouth* u almost said a naughty word!

Me: why what were you going to say?

Ammi: *whispers* project!

Me:.....

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Me: (this morning) ammo darling, time to wake up!

Ammi: (sleepily) sunshine you stay, sashay away...

Me:......

#RuPaul #RuPaulsDragRace #ammiisms #wakeupcall

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Ammi: (pulls bark off stick and throws it in people's driveways as we walk past) I'm putting this in people's houses to protect them from bad guys

Me: oh, is that what it's for?

Ammi: yeah (sighs) it's my job

Me: ...what kinda fae nonsense is this....

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Ammi: (picks up a stick) this is my protecting stick

Me: oh yeah?

Ammi: yeah, so I can protect us from the bad guys

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Ammi: *watches @RuPaul walk out on the runway* wow, shes super pretty!!

Ammi, already a @RuPaulsDragRace fan at 4yr old! 👸🏼👑👠💄 #RuPaul #RuPaulsDragRace #tinyqueen #queen