Amanda Cox

To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you are the world

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

Never get rid of the person who understands you more than anyone else.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

Want to get rid of a pudgy chin? Rub a caffeine-rich cellulite cream along the entire jawline.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

Dude that's not a tire swing its a warning to other tires that trespass in my yard

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

Some people will never appreciate what you do for them.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

I want my first marriage to be my only marriage.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

If it lasts 4 hours I'm not only callin a Dr, I'm callin everybody!!

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

A child whose parent was killed by the 9/11 attacks receives $1 mil, a child whose parents are killed by the U.S. military receives $3000.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

But baby there you go again there you go again making me love you....

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

It sucks when you know that you need to let go but you can't because you're still waiting for the impossible to happen.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

There is never a better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose. - William M. Bulger

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

100-calorie snack: Fifteen strawberries dipped into 1/4-cup Cool Whip Lite.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

Don't let schooling interfere with your education. - Mark Twain

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

Just assassinated a huge spider with a slingshot and a Flintstone vitamin if anyone's looking for a bodyguard.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

McDonald's operates more than 30,000 restaurants in more than 100 countries on 6 continents, fattening up 1 billion people per year.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. -MLK Jr.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

Your relationship with GOD is more important than any thing because you know for sure that's a relationship that will last forever.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

if you stabbed me i would probably bleed pizza sauce.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

If you are going to forgive them then forgive them, but don't keep bringing up their past.

[Amanda Cox @AmndCox]

Don't trust too much. Don't love too much. Don't hope too much. Because that too much can hurt you so much.