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[gemini 🧁 @Amor_Taj]

Twitter is my safe place, so if I get famous & y’all start digging up my old tweets JUST KNOW this is my diary & y’all just here for the jokes.

[bonnie @fwrosting]

when my mom behaves i reward her with information about my life

[FIVE ☆ GIRL @karlababyyyyy]

if i smoke with you and i start getting scared im taking that as a sign #seriously

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

No shade you really never know who fucking each other

[ginger spice @yendysk]

My dad was just on the couch counting his $ like a real nigga. That’s what real niggas do instead of tweeting all day

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

A few months back I Googled why my cat would make this chirping noise while looking outside & learned it's to alert each other of potential prey when hunting. So whenever he'd make that noise I started coming over to look at what he wanted to show me.
Today, there was a huge ass mosquito flying around my living room so I mimicked my cat's chirping noise & he came running. Mosquito gone within minutes. I now understand why insecure men are so threatened by single women owning cats

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[Anubis @eduantao]

quando você vê que seu quarto ta ficando bagunçado demais e percebe que tem algo de errado e não é so o quarto que ta bagunçado

[FLEEKNIK @Judnikki]

every white woman i know with an IUD: i haven’t had a period in years!

90% of the black women i know with an IUD: i honestly have no idea how my period works at all with this thing but it certainly ain’t gone.

[J🍒 @Badgrlj__]

My momma always told me you can be dead ass right but the way you handle shit can make you wrong as well.

[𝔽𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕒. ‎ᥫ᭡ @foreverdeb_]

‘Thinking my singleness is ever a man’s decision is where you fucked up’ is such a real ass statement because do men really think it’s entirely up to them ??

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

It’s officially “put it in reverse terry” season 😂😂

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

cat parents will hear their cat go “mrrrp" in a certain tone and be like "oh hold on my cat wants the window open”

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I know yall feel these iPhones overheating.

[𝔊𝔥𝔬𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔢 ⚔️ @graveghostie]

“why are people obsessed with them” a girl raised by circus performers found her own extreme sport, met up with a guy she saw as a competition for a sponsored climb, and she gradually learned she could trust him and they fell in love. they’ve been romance novel material

[sofia @skywsabreadroll]

oh she is TAKING IT

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

If you’re making breakfast before going to work, you’ve reached a different level of adulthood😭😭

[Oluwatimileyin✨🦋 @Timmysofine]

I want a job where I can clock in, be given a list of tasks, and left alone for 8 hours.

[vuyi qotoyi @justvuyi_]

They also force feed you