Amos Catto

Bad at video games, okay at running restaurants
Occasionally funny, painfully phillies fan
(this account is mostly baseball takes these days)

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

fire cape journey so far:
-about 4 weeks ago realise that my account is now at a point where fire cape is acheiveable
-minor exception ranged is still only 64
-begin slowly getting to 70 for god d'hide (used cannonable slayer)

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

@theoldzealand I've got Norway in the work sweepstake. How fucked am I?

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

i know we mourned at the time but we should have a second mourning period for Mr. Prescott

[Capel Lofft @CapelLofft]

Whatever you think of Gordon Brown (hardly a saint himself, albeit much more decent than Mandelson), it is objectively funny that he now gets to vent his decades long vendetta against Mandy. I bet he forwarded a lot of emails to the Met this morning with a song in his heart

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

good

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

Well obviously; man is footy through and through

[Hon. PolProf of Agile Ceremonies @CeilNoyle]

Keir Starmer responded more quickly to the banning of Maccabi supporters from the Villa game than he has to the kidnapping of a President

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

@unforktunately bro has never heard of philly

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@icourtneycries nono she's doing a jinx, everytime she wears a jersey they lose

she's been spotted in new york in a cowboys jersey afyer the jinx happenned a couple times

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

also his season has been mid and the birds could be playing better

[Danny @Iball94]

Jalen Hurts has brought us the best stretch of Eagles football we've ever seen. Not without faults but I'll side with him 10/10 times.

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

my brother has never had a life changing tea and it shows

[Saffron Olive @SaffronOlive]

I'm glad it's not a hot dog, but tea is *not* a food and that's a hill I'm willing to die on.

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

my brother has never had a life changing tea and it shows

[Saffron Olive @SaffronOlive]

I'm glad it's not a hot dog, but tea is *not* a food and that's a hill I'm willing to die on.

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

@samreich i adore @loadingreadyrun

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

@wizards_magic please stop this, it looks awful

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

hank, my guy.

also side point as someone with a negative net worth can i get an index fund to give me money???

@hankgreen

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

YouTuber Hank Green advises young people to invest 5% of their net worth in new ideas, even if they fail

"Aim for the moon, so if you miss, you hit a star"

via: FORTUNE

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

@BWheelerMTG YO! I'm watching the vod of the judges tower/dan dan friday night paper fight.

I like whatever your hair is doing and am over due a trim. If you're okay with it can I have a decent photo so I can copy the cut?

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

@sanderson1611 @sarahdunham23 my guy, the gospel is love. I don't mean to be blunt or accusatory but maybe take some time with the lord and his word before tweeting

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

what, they gonna sell players for a billion over three windows or???

[Luise3the3rd @M4ccaSZN]

Thats just evil Chelsea ffs

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

do a 'bad bunny' and 'adam driver' episode of snl every season i beg

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

go birds go phils free palestine

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

Heading into Red October and the Philadelphia Eagles are undefeated…

Go Birds. Go Phils.

[Amos Catto @AmosMCatto]

@icourtneycries @JohnKruk $10 plus shipping if you're interested