AmosMoses

guitars tuned good and firm feelin women. 3/24/18😌❤️

[AmosMoses @Amos_051]

When you're on the verge of blacking out but everyone at the party starts hollering about Waffle House #smalltownprobs https://t.co/0rfuaVYwpU

[⛽️ @collectpap]

Caption this

[Dustin Nelson @x1stretch1x]

Really considering buying a school desk just so I can crack my back on it.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When you give your friends endearing nicknames

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Gas prices are low and expected to go down this year. This would be good!

[jay alcohola @pregnant_pooper]

My girlfriend walking up to the car door 1 second before I unlock it

[IllinoisStatePolice @ILStatePolice]

Just so we are clear...

It is illegal to drive a vehicle on the roadway while shooting up heroin.

[MurphDawg @AustinHMurphy]

*After 20 mins of arguing with your girlfriend about where to eat*

[AmosMoses @Amos_051]

@RickyChad22 it is against the law to eat and drive Chad🤣🤣

[AmosMoses @Amos_051]

@TyPrather7 @lisablively more curves than cove rd

[AmosMoses @Amos_051]

@storm_rider96 @disneylionking we're going 👀

[Cody F. Richards @cfr65]

Every old woman wears the same stinky ass perfume.

[AmosMoses @Amos_051]

I am ☕️🐸

[Brax @Braxto97]

“Can’t wait till it gets cold” hope you bitches happy

[Will Cotton Fields @fields93]

No one realizes how much you do until you stop doing it.

[dustin Couch @Dustinkcouch]

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: moon's haunted

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* moon's haunted

[jalen @_jalenrobinson_]

He won Halloween😂

[mads @mdhaley__]

all y’all want equality. y’all want to protest and riot. want LGBT or whatever to be accepted & loved but wanna bash, stereotype, & call people trash? nah THIS is exactly what’s wrong. everybody wants to be treated a certain way but aren’t willing to treat other people the same

[AmosMoses @Amos_051]

I'd catch a felony on this one. Fucking ridiculous

[NoahAllen3️⃣ @NoahAllen23]

Mannn this that shit that really piss me tf off 😒