Colette Rentz

A head for business and a bod for sin.

[Dave Ryan @daveryankdwb]

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[Tyler Mason @tylermason21]

Minnesota ❤️

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

@realDonaldTrump We go to extreme lengths to ensure you won’t visit.

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

A friend is someone you call when you need bail💰 but your #BFF is sitting right there beside you… https://t.co/9kY3PNw87c

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

Ready to concur the 🌎...or at least daycare 🙃 #neicelove💖 https://t.co/htvpjUG1l0

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

💦 Puddle Party 💦 #nephewlove💙 https://t.co/pVWNcVmrXU

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❄️ S N O W D A Y ❄️ #nephewlove💙 #furnephew🐶 @ St. Paul https://t.co/WLHte7Ju2s

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

I didn’t see many shows in 2017, because damn it kids I’m not made of 💰However I did make it to… https://t.co/gIdEBllPXu

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

30 years ago today a Q U E E N 👸🏻was born! I love you to the 🌙 & back @AmeliaLisi ! 😘 #bestbuds… https://t.co/EXPpv6bJ9c

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

M E R R Y E V E R Y T H I N G 🎄 #tbt https://t.co/RIKN667IiO

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@Sia Where can one buy your xmas wig? Please ❤️💚❤️💚❤️💚

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

Rule #1 a joke is never funny when you have to explain it
Rule #2 never make a joke about being someone else while paying with a card

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

Cashier: are you a chef? Me: just call me Julia Child 👩🏼‍🌾👩🏼‍🍳Cashier: ma'am your card says Colette

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

🤖Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto 🤖 #nephewlove @ Como Lake (Minnesota) https://t.co/DAHNDeyElH

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@spencerpratt https://t.co/jNdZOJNpnM

[Colette Rentz @AmourColette]

Happy 30th Jules! May your day be full of pretty 🎁, posh 🍫, & pints of 🍾 🥂!! 💕 #hbd #dirtythirty… https://t.co/Pqsi2WllsW

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HBD to my fab cousin drjpantalones killingitinpants cheers to you! 🍾🎉 #sorrythesoundsucks… https://t.co/XCyPrb3zO6

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CAKE! drjpantalones killingitinpants HBD! #getitgrrrrrl 🍾🎉🍰 flipphonempls @ Union Bar & Grill https://t.co/p4CvkFsjaI