Marie Mjolnir

𝘐𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶'𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘴𝘺𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘺, 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘸𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘮𝘦.

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝑒𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒.

⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐼 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒶𝓇𝑒.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀𝓨𝓸𝓾'𝓻𝓮 𝓟𝓞𝓘𝓢𝓞𝓝!
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⠀⠀ #MVRP #SERP #SoulEaterRP

💘 & 🔁

[𝙽𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝 @EndsApparition]

YOU BET ON SOUL EATER RPERS' SOULS WE'RE GETTING A REBOOT?

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

@EndsApparition It doesn't pain me to take it! Thank you for your vote.

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

Of course it's rigged! You made it anonymous! I bet the students are stuffing the ballot. I'll make it legitimate and fair.

Professors! Who's worse for DWMA? 1 for Spirit. 2 for Stein. Write your answer for me to collect.

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬��𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

this poll is already so rigged... 🙄

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

Will there be liquor? We're PG-13! Of course there'll be liquor! We're extending our invites to staff only!

Death Balls and the like will be supplied.

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

... somehow i fear you more than miss yumi.

[just staring at the invitation.]

will there be liquor? asking for a friend.

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

Not until Kayori puts in her vote! Good luck grading every student paper on the study of soul synchronization without us.

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

i'm going to dissect all of you.

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

@LordDeathCity I expected nothing less from you, Lord Death! Wise choice! Thank you for voting.

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

@FIRSTAIDKNIFE Thank you for your vote!

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

@JoeTheCoffeeMan MY LOVE FOR YOU IS INFINITE, HONEY BUNNY!

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

No, this is tallying! And the votes are in!

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

this is slander.

[𝙽𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝 @EndsApparition]

@AmplifyingSoul × Shaky hands handing a rear stained sticky note! ×

It pains me to w-write... 1 and 2...!

[🩹 N A I G U S 🔪 @FIRSTAIDKNIFE]

@AmplifyingSoul "1."

[💀 Ｌｏｒｄ ＤＥＡＴＨ 💀 @LordDeathCity]

@AmplifyingSoul "Wow! You know I hate saying that anyone is bad for anything!"

P a u s e.

"But for the sake of the polls! Both! 1 and 2!"

[Ｊｏｅ Ｂｕｔｔａｔａｋｉ ☕ @JoeTheCoffeeMan]

@AmplifyingSoul "1 and 2! Just like you and me in my heart my precious sweetie cutie patootie!!"

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

You're going to feel more than shame if you think about dissection and Joe in the same sentence!

[Handing a wedding invitation.]

Now that that's out of the way, our eighth wedding ceremony is in June. Buy something practical! I don't want a realistic robot head as a gift!

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

oh.

did you really think i would do such a thing? for shame, marie!

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

AACK! JUST NOW! MY HEART WAS SQUEEZED IN THE WORST WAY IMAGINABLE! JUBBY BUBBY! HOLD ME! I CAN'T LOCATE THIS MASSIVE PAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIINNN!

[𝙱𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚎 💋 @MischievousWork]

Does your partner like it when you give them nicknames of their name? Because I've tried and they're all awful. It makes you sound like an out-of-touch married couple that were built to embarrass your kids.

Or students?

♡ Dismissive hand wave! ♡

Either way, it doesn't work.

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

[ T u r n s b a c k a r o u n d . ]

If you even try to rearrange a dead cell on his scalp, Lord Death will have one less professor to worry about attendance at the next meeting.

Got it?

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

[chuckle...]

you're correct, actually. joe is quite the unproblematic figure. respectable — /dissectable/. i get what you see in him now!

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

[Yapping for the remainder of the walk there about their 8th wedding plans!]

[𝙽𝚘𝚒𝚛𝚎 𝙶𝚎𝚒𝚜𝚝 @EndsApparition]

MAAARRIIIIIEEEE! TH-THANK YOU SOOO MUUUCCHH!!

× SNIFFLING AND CRYING until she mentioned her husband........ This was going to be a long trip back to the Death Room. ×

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

[Rolling eyes, turning to the nearest window.]

The men in here are USELESS! Except, of course, for my sweetie peetie beebie bobini Joey poey boey meenie minie moey!

WAIT FOR ME, JOE! I'LL BE OFF SOON!

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

... does it help my case at all if i say that his are more expensive?

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

Like you don't know! It's bad enough we get one once a month from Spirit's actions!

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬����𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

lawsuits? heh... which lawsuits could you possibly be referring to?

[Marie Mjolnir @AmplifyingSoul]

You're the reason we did not get a bonus this year. I just know it was used on covering lawsuits.

[𝑫𝑹. 𝑭𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑲𝑬𝑵 𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑰𝑵 @STITCHESMADNESS]

can we legally waterboard our students?