Ampharos

VP of Marketing, UFC for kids

[Doritoswizard @doritosmancer]

**Deep brooding Sea Captain Voice* If he's in Fortnite, I can shoot him in the dick"

[Classic Horror Films @HorrorHammer1]

Vincent Price with an armload of cats in 1971

[Doritoswizard @doritosmancer]

Goku could do it

[Ampharos @Ampz0]

H. P. Lovecraft protagonist: The small town I arrived in was shrouded in mystery. There was something peculiar about the villagers, but I wasn't quite sure what it was.
The villagers:

[Ampharos @Ampz0]

Someone somewhere is going to be born because of their parents shared love of Funko Pops

Just twisting that knife in here

[Ampharos @Ampz0]

I wanna go to the weed store in Oklahoma with the spider monkey who passes you your nugs

[Ampharos @Ampz0]

@jenny2x4 Lmafo, the biggest "maga" place I've seen in my life was a farm in Upstate NY.

[Doritoswizard @doritosmancer]

How come all nerd candles are like elven tiddy dew and not "that weirdly nostalgic old paper and smell of an old comic book shop you know doesn't keep up with prices, so you're gonna get a deal"

[Ampharos @Ampz0]

@muffinlordSA So there's a variant of the Land Rover Defender (The British and VERY expensive Jeep Wrangler counter part) for military service. So they have a big open area in the back for passengers or radio equipment and a common mod is making them into little campers or for long trips.

[Ampharos @Ampz0]

@muffinlordSA I almost want to go down the path of doing like a Land Rover wolf conversion as a camper/long haul explorer vehicle but I'm also not THAT insane.

They're gutted to the bare but I've found some cheap wolves

[Ampharos @Ampz0]

@muffinlordSA God speed fellow truck wanter
If I miss out again on the maverick, I'm just waiting for the f150 lighting

[堀井らぐ🐧 @horiirag]

天照大神

[Ampharos @Ampz0]

The city has changed
I've not gotten lectured by one hotep since COVID.

One time a dude was in a public bathroom yelling about Yakub and making some good points

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Currently trying very hard to move to the mountains

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It's a good thing DOD contracting pays so well to, otherwise you'd only have the benefit of getting to work with the most boring people you'll ever meet

[Ampharos @Ampz0]

@kennedytcooper "It's just a fashion thing, that's where the party got it's name" - the kid who clearly was raised by clan members in my 7th grade history on his love of Nazis

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Apparently my dad has been getting cyber bullied

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What it's like to date me @HexesAndGexes

[Ampharos @Ampz0]

@PlsWatchGundam I'd send that HDD over for the cause