AmritKaur Bhatia

The protagonist of this story is an over-caffeinated sleepy girl living life as one long blooper reel🤸‍♀️

[AmritKaur Bhatia @AmritKaurB]

Dear Universe, I said “Princess life” not “In Stress Life”

[AmritKaur Bhatia @AmritKaurB]

@arindam___paul SmallBatch!!! Best Chilli Oil I ever had & loooove their page too

https://t.co/5i2vaQAW33

[Arun Lol @dhaikilokatweet]

scam 2023 😂

[AmritKaur Bhatia @AmritKaurB]

Half the reason I don’t delete my Bumble profile is because it’s so well written….I don’t want my humour to go to waste😂

[m @B4TT1NS0N]

he isn't the only one.

[Sameer Sewak @Naa_Cheese]

Zuck vs Musk

[dukhtar @tamarindric3]

if my boyfriend told me to wipe a 3000 rupee lipstick that i bought with my own money off my lips he would never become my husband x

[اَيلت 🍉 @desibaddie]

she should tell him to remove his wig

[AmritKaur Bhatia @AmritKaurB]

@siddm9 Hahahaha my life is a blooper reel 😂

[AmritKaur Bhatia @AmritKaurB]

I did not realise what I was wearing when I got these clicked.
It’s giving mugshot 🤌😂

[Stephen Knight 🎙️ @GSpellchecker]

I went to the cinema last night. Girls to my right wouldn't shut up, phones were lighting up every 5 minutes and a big vape cloud would sporadically make an appearance from the front row. I officially hate everyone under 30.

[St_Hill @St_Hill]

"You are a Twitter handle of a movie character with a spelling mistake" is the second best insult after "you giant bottle of expired Gelusil".

[AmritKaur Bhatia @AmritKaurB]

My goal is to become so elusive that everyone’s (extended family/relatives) always wondering what’s up with my life yet nobody really knows for sure.

(But the fact that I’m documenting this on social media should tell you a lot about the potential of my progress😂)

[Chinmayi Sripaada @Chinmayi]

She is able to walk freely in a country which is not her home.

This person and the replies will explain why.

I am glad she could leave.

Honestly I really wish all our women could just go off somewhere safer.

[Ramen 🍉 @CoconutShawarma]

a tweet from the future

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

NASA releases recording of sound coming from black hole

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

Guy is robbing the store in the US, as usual the store guys are helpless, but then Indians arrive at the picture. �

[AmritKaur Bhatia @AmritKaurB]

Did a thing🙊
Check it out👇 https://t.co/XDv71VoUsL

[AmritKaur Bhatia @AmritKaurB]

@ronahaimujhy Do we all have the same moms? We should unionise