amry stanley

time for the charm bomb to explode

[The Blessing✨ @OhLyseDoIt]

It’s up there ain’t it

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

The college football couch nap is a top tier nap.

A close relative of the Masters nap.

[Sick Sad World @YesYoureRacist]

If a fast food restaurant is more than half a mile from the Interstate, it shouldn't be listed on the exit sign

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Serving shrimp with the tail still on when it’s already mixed into something (pasta, rice, etc) is insane.

[Ben Katzman @BKdegreaser69]

i’ve never been more ready for it #theerastour #taylorswift

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Yeah I’m interested in Dune 2… Dune 2 others as I would have others do unto me

[Savia (artist)👩🏽‍🎨🎨 @saviaivas]

A mysterious 4th thing when I don’t call, text or FaceTime you but I think about you dearly.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

that souvenir cup you got at a minor league baseball game 3 years ago that you almost exclusively drink tap water out of

[maddie, hot dog enthusiast @damnitmadeline]

Not to be dramatic and nothing against my hometown or family but if I don’t get back to my own home within the next 12 hours I think I’m going to have to go to a mental hospital

[Christian Becker @TheAmazingBeck]

This is what I imagine every podcast duo looks like

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

With Kevin McCarthy ousted from his duties, Coco Montrese has stepped in as Speaker of the House

[DJ Rodeo Starr @dwightjokeam]

His job really was Just Beach. The original Ken.

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

Girl dinner

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

stole his entire fit

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

Not Ru giving him a crown and a one year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics! 😬

[Grandma Bobby @BobbyBauch]

Thinking of her today

[sammy rhodes @sammyrhodes]

Chick-fil-A is closed today, but Waffle House stands ready to receive every kind of sinner.