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The man that holds everyone together. When he coughs, everywhere pause. The man whose “congratulations” will give them the legitimacy they so desperately need.
The one whose YES is YES! The man who won the 2023 presidential election stolen by INEC & endorsed by the Supreme Court.
The man whose NO is NO! The incorruptible, courageous & fearless; an upright man.
This is the Rock of Gibraltar that I & millions of Nigerians campaigned & voted for. We’ll do it again in a heartbeat, because it is right & righteous in the sight of God! He who is with God, who can be against him? WHO?
Oh don’t you love this man? SALUTE!! 👏
You’ve always been a tryhard, Festus. Right from the mid 1990s at Expressway Kingdom Hall. Everyone knew you as a desperate tryhard, always trying to cosplay authority and presence you did not have.
All these years later and you’re a cabinet minister, but that stench of 1995 tryhard is still smelling on you. I don’t know how to explain it. You’re like Lamidi Apapa when he appeared in new clothes, a haircut and a Mercedes-Benz with a police escort and he somehow still looked wretched.
That air? That authority? That ability to wield narrative and command respect? You will never have it no matter how many more times you mortgage your soul in search of it.
Maybe it’s that voice that sounds like a pepper grinder with a stressed fan belt. Maybe it’s that constant facial expression that looks like you just had an Okada accident on the way back from begging for a fee payment grace period extension at your kids’ school. Maybe “aura” is just not something divinely ordained for you to have, no matter how much you’ve always wanted it.
You are and will always be Festus the talkative fuckboy from 1995. You will keep on trying to buy your love and respect by the hour until you disappear from view.
In the words of your FEC colleague, “If it didn’t Dey, it didn’t dey.”
@ShardedCybot @Ifeade_Lu @DautaOfTheCreek @TheSabiRadio Heard many women rather give their husbands another man's pikin in retaliation than ask the gods
Chike Ibezim was 57 days ago unlawfully arrested in Abuja by the men of Nigerian Police. His arrest was linked to Babatunde Fashola who claimed he was defamed by Chike Ibezim brother's media platform, the Reportera News. #FreeChikeIbezim
Retweet till Chike Ibezim is set free!
@jon_d_doe This is heartbreaking. For someone to fight for you and you end up making them worthless. Please people, if more than half of your family is against you marrying your partner, just quit. I have never seen this turn out good.
@miss_ezeani Do husbands just wake up and demand DNA or something prompted it?. Well, if my husband just up and say babe, we need to run a DNA, without any cause, I will tell him plainly not to worry, no need wasting money, the child isn't yours.