Banjo

[Bacardi Oakheart @Midgetgems26]

#MOTD

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

As I’m a Celeb! Is rocked by a Covid outbreak, Matt Hancock says he knows someone who can source PPE for just 29 million dingo dollars.

[Soccer Guy @usasoccerguy]

Wake up and smell the soccer, Britain. Today you guys get to go learn that USA stands for Ultimate Soccer Awesomeness 🇺🇸🇳🇿

[Banjo @AmyB26]

@JohnyMoz @ShellEnergyHome Johny your bill is probably over £400 a month because you’ve had no roof for several months, all the heat just going ��poof” out the lid!

[Howard Beckett @HowardRBeckett]

MPs can now claim Christmas parties & decorations on expenses.

130,000 children will wake up on Christmas Day homeless.

This isn’t a fair system.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Zoom in on the nose

[Attitude Magazine @AttitudeMag]

A statement from Attitude Editor in Chief @CliffJoannou on @joelycett's call out of David Beckham.

[Banjo @AmyB26]

@NoContextBrits @JohnyMoz - I have a new theory on your milk theft…

[A🪩 @kimmyLittle10]

Alex scott a women who has just come out and now is in a country where she she can be killed or imprisoned for being part of the community is wearing the one love armband, brave and powerful stuff from her

[Banjo @AmyB26]

@JohnyMoz @thetimes @TimesMoney @imogent_ I might advertise an elaborate pyramid scheme and just see if I get lucky

[Banjo @AmyB26]

@JohnyMoz @thetimes @TimesMoney @imogent_ Oh wow, great find! This is a wonderful example of why I no longer buy newspapers and why I get so angry when people believe what they read in them without any critical analysis

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

The one remaining twitter engineer holding the fort https://t.co/dWEk4PDIKN

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

https://t.co/FqoC3hSFM8 🌈

[Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall @HughFW]

It’s the height of the British apple season and without doubt one of the best harvests in years. So why does the @marksandspencer food concession in Bristol Temple Meads station only sell apples from New Zealand and South Africa?

[Happy. @HappySinger]

Keeping up with the Kardashians is exhausting tbh.

[Welsh Bollocks 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @welshbollocks]

"oh look, royal mail have tried to deliver a parcel, I just need to click to pay the extra postage"

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

Welcome to modern Britian on a Monday morning.

Red dots is where sewage dumping has been taking places over the weekend, grey dots is where the water company has stopped supplying the data. Why have you done that @SouthWestWater?

[Mattia Nelles @mattia_n]

Highlight of social media tonight

[Tim Johns @timoncheese]

Stunning and devastating opening from Newsnight tonight.
Harsh, yes. Media students (and current broadcast journalists!) take note: your edit is nothing without the right choice of music. And oh boy this is quite the choice.