“and if these gay yearning little bottom eyes didn’t have a big sexy russian to feast upon, my performance wouldn’t be as good. so to the honorary canadian connor storrie i share this award to you.” MY FUCKING FOOD
ilya, meeting shane for the first time, shit faced drunk: wow u hvae glitter on ur fcae
shane, stone cold sober: those are my freckles actually
ilya (swaying dangerously with heart eyes): can i lick thme plesae
when their daughter is around two her papa is her biggest idol, anything he does, she does. if ilya brings shane a ginger ale, says ”for you baby” and kisses him, next thing he’ll know is he will feel another can in his lap and his daughter going ”to you baby” and a kiss.
whoever tweeted that the commentators call Shane “Rozanov” whenever he gets aggressive on the ice after he and Ilya get married. just know i think about it that every single day and i love you.
the guys in the centaurs locker room laugh at the hickeys on shane’s neck until ilya takes off his shirt and his back is absolutely MAULED. then nothing is funny because /shane hollander/ did that?? 😰😰😰