Amy Blitz

personal trainer. diet rehab-er. lets go to the gym and then get fro-yo together

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

@topchefstefan You definitely seem like you don’t care

[Mike Bloomberg @MikeBloomberg]

.@realDonaldTrump - we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.

[Kyle Merber⏱️ @TheRealMerb]

I have a friend who runs everyday. Doesn’t know how far.
Doesn’t know how long.
Doesn’t know how fast.
Just goes running.
Like a psychopath.

[jordan @JordanUhl]

The delivery here makes this even funnier

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

@MittRomney Wow congrats on growing a pair!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

What can a woman look forward to when she’s alone with you?

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

@alexblitz7 This is by far your best tweet

[kelly @kananat]

Me when Colton jumped the fence even though I knew it was coming for three months #TheBachelor

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

@Yelp We have done this several times. How about freezing his account since he’s obviously a troll who harasses women who don’t want to date him

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

@Yelp user leaves negative reviews on the businesses of women who reject him.Will any of you reply to one of our many complaints about him

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

A prez shld really check where his own country is in the rankings for literacy, infant mortality, life expectancy, infrastructure, income inequality, percentage of women in govt, etc before saying who's the shithole country...

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

@CeiliJOKC @MyFavMurder @UponACrime Accurate!!! It’s in Westfield NJ

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

@collyflowers Are you marathoning this year??

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

@Crunchyface1 @Gristedes ^^^

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

@martinr1951 @realDonaldTrump hmmm who is desperate now????😉😂

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Ask not what your country can do for you

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall.

My daughter Ivanka has been treated so unfairly by Nordstrom

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

Damn🔥🙌🏽🖕🏼 https://t.co/adWaijHw48

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

.@piersmorgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive.

[Amy Blitz @AmyBlitz1]

@JoshMalina had to rewatch (for 3rd time) entire series of WW to make me feel better abt politics.Looking fwd to your seasons!

[(((Jew))) @JoshMalina]

.@realDonaldTrump Can you believe the Academy overrated Meryl Streep for the 20th time?? Sad!