Amy Bream

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

Broadway traffic, you are the bane of all existence and there's nothing I despise more right now.

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

My dog refuses to eat celery because he thinks it's gross and dumb. I think, in this case, the world can learn something from my dog.

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

Literally just watched a group of pedestrians reach their destination before I did. Driving. In a car. #ihatetraffic #ihatebroadway

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

How awesome would it be if you were pregnant, went to Glamour Shots at the mall & said "Give me the Beyonce for my birth announcement?"

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

I probably hate the doctor's office more than the dentist. So that's a lot of dislike for a place.

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

Also just gave my dog a tomato out of the goodness of my heart, and he spit it out and is now pawing it on the ground. #wouldhaveeatenthat

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

A group of middle school girls are singing Kelly Clarkson's "since you been gone" and talking about Leo DiCaprio. #what? #yourebabies

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

@meg_tomm I beg to differ. I've had hard boiled eggs every day this week b/c I'm too lazy make the full on salad version.

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

I'm starting to especially miss my summer tan. Good thing it's January and I'll probably see the sun a total of 5 times in the next 4 months

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Sometimes when we ask for help, God gives us hope; not because its different, but because it's the same.

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

Just realized today starts no shave November and I felt a true wave of sadness. #notaboutthebeards #29daystildecember

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

Nashville kids driving on I440- please stop getting in car accidents. Every day you do this, and you make the commute quite terrible.

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

I have officially waited over 1 1/2 hours to get my oil changed. What is this nonsense.

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

You know, scrolling through the home page of Instagram makes you realize just how many stalkers are in the world. #someppstdarealarming

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

There are literally people in this world who get paid to post where they are currently hanging out. How, and why. #getarealjob

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Sharks can't produce sound with their mouths. Thank goodness. Can you imagine if sharks could scream? Terrifying.

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

Mondays, please leave my life and never come back.

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

@meg_tomm I've eaten so horribly lately I don't even get that luxury at the moment.

[relatable @byreIatable]

High school was so judgy but in college you see someone riding past on a razor scooter wearing a snuggie and its like "that is a smart man"

[Amy Bream @AmyBream]

I just dreamed that I was best friends with @benrector and @JonMcLaughlin. You could say waking up to reality was less than exciting.