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[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

I just watched a stranger rush to a ceiling speaker and Shazam the piña colada song

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

I made it 😭 I survived six 12 hr shifts in one week. I never thought I would see the end 🥳 #thisnextpaychecktho

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

Ever since I was trained to be charge nurse, work has made me charge every. single. night!!! Only good thing: they can’t low census me even when I’m working my fifth 12/hr in a week 😎

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

My nephew ran out to me before I left bc he didn’t get to give me a hug good bye. I cried half of my drive from Philly to Pittsburgh. 😭💔

[gay dean @peterjmarshall]

132 days later

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

I’ve been awake for 30+ hours now, trying to figure out why I’m not tired. Maybe it’s the 400+ mg of CAFFEINE I consumed today!!! 🥴

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

Anyone else remember saying “cha cha cha” in between the verses of happy birthday? Those were the days

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

New challenge: get a haircut and don’t post about it

[Is John F. Wiley Stadium Underwater 2.0 (Parody) @IsWileyflooded2]

My summer plans 2020

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

Remember when n95s were disposable?

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

I walked into my living room with jeans and a plain t-shirt on. My roommate asks “what are you all dressed up for?”

[Tim Kelly @TimKellySports]

Today feels like the type of day there should be a 4:05 Phillies game at Citizens Bank Park.

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

I went to set up my masked face as an “alternative appearance” on my iPhone. Apparently I already had a second face registered. I don’t remember ever registering anyone else to my phone 😰 WHO DID THIS?

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

Not trying to work tomorrow morning after having the past 6 days off. But also, I need to go back to regular OT STAT. I’m so lazy with all this free time. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

I’ve never had someone question my ID so hard. Then it hit me, I had a mask and a hat on. He could only barely see my eyes 😂 My bad...

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

Over here trying to purge my entire apartment. Already one garbage bag full, and that’s only my clothes. #QuarantineLife

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

My unit director told me when covid settles down, I’m going to be put into a preceptor class. She said I’ll start precepting senior nursing students in their transitional clinical. I’m not even a year out of school.... but okay 😅

[Amy @AmyCrotinger]

Flu killed 61k over an entire season, no precautions. Covid killed 45k in a couple months... with everyone in quarantine. This isn’t even the end of it. I understand keeping businesses closed is a matter of life & death, but please be kind & intelligent regarding your response 🤦‍♀️

[Shawn 🥳 @Citywideshawn]

Y’all remember when bird box came out and everybody was like “why these stupid mfs still going outside?” Look at us now🤦🏽‍♂️

[James @CaucasianJames]

who directs joe exotic’s music videos? incredible visuals