AmyMariahDeMent

Christ Follower. Nursing Major. stAte 2018 ❤️

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Quote of the day
John doing homework: “Click the histogram. My mom should have had a hysterectomy before she had me so I wouldn’t have to do this homework!” 😂

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When people complain cause you “never hang out anymore” but in reality, they just never invite you...🙄

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Someone asked me today when I start school back, and it finally hit me that I’m DONE WITH SCHOOL FOREVA!!!

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@_nichelodeon You act this has ever happened to you 🙄.... #itsbeeninyourplannerfor5months

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@John_Browning97 You wish you could get these digits

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“Why do you have a telephone cord in your hair?” -Mom

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@John_Browning97 is going to make the best husband this world has ever seen! Ugh 💕

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When you stare at a question for ten minutes, just give up and circle an answer, then you remember the right answer as soon as you turn it in <<<

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Can't figure out which is making me more broke, my wedding or everyone else's? 😂

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All these prom pictures make me really scared for my future daughters...at this rate they'll be wearing swimsuits to prom by then 😳 #prayingforboys

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How you know you're a senior in college: Your refrigerator door is literally covered top to bottom in wedding invitations 😂

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@John_Browning97 https://t.co/lLkrRAQAOk

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Mom: “are your grades slipping?”

Me: ”lol nooo mom”

My grades:

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My mom just hand vacuumed the kitchen table cloth because John is coming over 😂

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@marcuscochran16 Literally me and Naomi...

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Me: "john whisper a sweet nothing to me"
John: "you remind me of a Fazoli's breadstick"
Best Sweet Nothing I've Ever Heard 😍😂😍😂😍😂😍

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Is it just me or are there like 22 national dog days in a year?

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Am I the only one confused as to why Jacqueline is still on the bachelor???

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Me trying to do that cute annoying couple thing: "Alright you hang up first" *innocent giggle*
John: *hangs up*