Amy Green

❤Cheers

[lauren *∘✩. @laurDIY]

I wonder how many years of unsuccessful catcalling it takes for guys to realize it's repulsive AND NEVER GOING TO WORK

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

@MollyCohan Woooooow 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

The fact the one of the showers @LanzaVince takes in the day is longer than I spend in the shower all week...... 💁🏻‍♂️

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

@MollyCohan What do they letters stand for....

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

If it's not you it's not out there for me

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

@the_lightside 😂😂��😂😂

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

Being a lazy girl who has trouble sitting around doing nothing is a very confusing life

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

You're just not my cup of tea. Mainly because I don't like pieces of shit in my tea.

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

There is absolutely zero self control when there are thin mints in the house

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I could really go for a glass of wine and a million dollars.

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

@the_lightside nailed it

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

I just want one day, once a month where I don't have to do anything. Is that too much to ask for 😩😩

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

Every time I walk into my room to go to bed my turtles are peacefully sleeping. The second I lay down they start going crazy 😩 whyyyyyyyy

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

The bags under my eyes are real right now 😴😴😴😴

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

@steph_scotty Aaron lol

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

When your coworker goes to pick up Mexican food and asks them "my boss is a drunk, do you have margaritas to go?" 😂😂😂

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

So who wants to volunteer to go to work for me tomorrow?

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

Guess I have to to go back to the Bahamas

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

I want fruit salad soooo bad but there's no good fruit in Ohio this time of year 😫😫😫😫

[Amy Green @AmyGreeen]

Can chambongs become mainstream?? #TheBachelor