As a single parent of a toddler, I’m often asked when I nap or take time for myself.
The answer is: yes, I’ve penciled myself in for an upcoming nap. Five years from now.
@LGUS thanks for creating the $1500 bomb of an oven that I stupidly purchased thinking it might work well. It’s wonderful how it SPITS FIRE out of the back. My toaster oven has outlasted this contraption you have the audacity to call an oven. #neveragain
Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening to shut down the Government over a Wall budget? What happened to “and Mexico is gonna pay for it”??!!#ineversaidthat#yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker