Amy Hawkins

sweetcorn enthusiast.

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

@EdGambleComedy Need to stop listening to white noise and sleep sounds for son on Spotify. Really screwed this up for me and my Spotify wrapped is going to be terrible.

To be fair even aside from those this is still chaos

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

@StephHawkins27 Thank you!!!! That’s so fun!!! The Tesco clothes are so good at the moment

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

If anyone wants to send me £30 so I can go nuts in the Tesco’s kids dungarees section that would be gr8

Some outrageously sweet options in there today

[Morgan Jeffery @morganjeffery]

Liz Truss is the only PM to not have an episode of #DoctorWho air during their premiership since the show began in 1963.

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

NHS official advice: Make sure your baby is sleeping flat on their back with plenty of space to breathe

My 8 month old every single night:

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Today i learned that Capybaras are chill with everyone. Here they are getting along with the entire animal kingdom. Real life Disney princesses.

[Jake Lambert @jakelambertcom]

Hello! Could you maybe deliver those marmalade sandwiches to people who need them rather than leaving them outside a palace? Thanks.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Oh my god I just learned that baby sloths love to cuddle so much that at animal sanctuaries, orphaned sloths will sometimes refuse to eat without a cuddle buddy or stuffed animal.

[Laura @fairycakes]

Jodie Prenger could do PMQs but Liz Truss could never do Oom-pah-pah

[Laura @fairycakes]

Living in the UK is having more say in who gets to play Nancy in the west end production of Oliver, than as to who will take over running the country tomorrow

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

@outerspaceluce The queen of almost panicking but not 💁🏻‍♀️

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

@Alicia_Hatt @AlexHorne @AimeeLTWest @taskmaster I think she talked about it on her episode of the taskmaster podcast. She kept them for a while and then gave them to the son of someone she worked with who is a big taskmaster fan! What a sweetie

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

@noahfinnadams 28 + 7 = 35
35 + 40 = 75

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

@meganmorrone After my first one I couldn’t move my arm without crying for 2 days, after my second I could barely feel a thing and only had very very mild tiredness and cold symptoms for 24 hours! Second time round was much much better

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

@lexcanroar My landlord was really really nice to us for the two years we lived there then as we were moving he got weird! He was moving in once we left and he started showing up and leaving his stuff in the garden. After we’d moved out he emailed us a list of grievances and then disappeared

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

Happy 1 year of lockdown to me! 🥳🥳

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

@lexcanroar Yesterday we saw this dog running around near where we live, he had no collar on but was a real sweetie and let us pick him up. We took him to the vets and luckily had a microchip so we managed to reunite him with his owners and their daughters who were so pleased to see him!

[Amy Hawkins @AmyHawkins02]

@StephHawkins27 @ColchesterZoo Oh my goodness! Yessssss
As soon as they are open we will go and visit the babies