Amy Hopkinson

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is back being a twat on Twitter

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@andrewbarrett I heart Carl Minns...not

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@andrewbarrett Aren't you better writing in English and not like, American?

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Warrington Ikea smells of cow poor this evening. Mmmm.

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Lead singer of Scouting for Girls looks like he's about to pop

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Who was on the toilet when the Brighton bomb went off? #iwanttosaytebbitt

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'One of the aspirations undoubtedly is to attack the Tory Party Conference'. No. The aspiration is an independent NI. Bombing is the means

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And what is Gok's main message? Fake tan can change your life

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Why does Gok make everybody look like an air hostess?

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@andrewbarrett Me too. The blonde stripes were bad though. We still have julianne moore

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@andrewbarrett it went about 6yrs ago

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Let's talk about what technology we're tweeting from #annoyingtweets

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I can't do it. I'm too much in love with Jeremy Brett to watch it

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@andrewbarrett free milk isn't a "benefit" as commonly viewed. Point is, poor people don't pay as much tax as millionaires so it balances

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Why should poor people be taxed so that children of millionaires can get free milk!? (via @andrewbarrett) Because millionaires pay tax too?

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@andrewbarrett Time Out London

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@andrewbarrett Gibbo is excellent

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I don't like Dirty Dancing #filmconfessions

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What to do when you can't get Bleakley for the one show? Get someone who looks exactly the same as her.

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Taking your read copies of the Morning Star and Grauniad to the recycling bank in your 2CV #socialismisforlosers