Amy Schlock

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

@instagram Except for all the #poledancer s you continue to #shadowban ... you don't want their friends to see anything, right?

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

Check out @tonyhawk digging on @metalachi !!! Love it!!

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Muchas gracias @HRHRivieraMaya / @WoodwardRiviera for the sun, sand, slides and skating. Now here’s a nice shaka brah from us to you.
🎶: @metalachi - “Ace Of Spades”

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

I don't understand what's so unrealistic about expecting a disposable razor to last 6-8 months. Sheesh.

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

Unpopular opinion... Flaming Hot Cheetos are disgusting.

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

You've never experienced true betrayal until you've purchased an avocado that never ripened.

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

@torogozrising @jvelasco2que3 @MereaDelmy @waraujo64 @nayibbukele @joevaquerano @monicataher YOU are one of my favorite gifts ever!

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

#NewProfilePic

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

@torogozrising @jvelasco2que3 @MereaDelmy @waraujo64 @nayibbukele @joevaquerano @monicataher I love this picture so so much! Good job babe!

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

@torogozrising @metalachi Right?! Dude, his ass is AMAZING! And hes like the nicest guy ever

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

@torogozrising @metalachi Hotties!

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

Just one more week til my heart is back home!! @torogozrising !!

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

If you pronounce "th" as "d" (dis, dat, dose, dere) just know dat I dink you should be beaten with a thictionary.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Alex, the African parrot, was the first and only non-human animal to ask an existential question. After learning specific shapes and colors, and being able to identify them correctly, he was placed in front of a mirror.

He asked "What color?" and learned he was grey.

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

Apparently shouting "oh fuck off" while stabbing the delete button is NOT the appropriate way to respond to a "respect in the workplace" email from HR... #WhoKnew

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

One of the most annoying feelings in the world is doing every single piece of laundry, but not being able to wash what you're currently wearing.

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

It goes sock sock, shoe shoe.
If you sock shoe, sock shoe, you are just the worst kind of person.

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

Having bangs means I don't have to waste time putting foundation on my forehead #YesIAmThatLazy

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

If you go into a public restroom, and choose a stall right next to an occupied stall when there are others available, you are a special kind of psycho.

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

@torogozrising I love you!!!!

[Amy Schlock @AmyJane002]

I'm going to John Paul White at The Troubadour in West Hollywood, CA - Jan 11 https://t.co/L3kXjbCJRB