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Legendary American Socialite

[Any @AmyLoisAnd]

Flint still doesn’t have water.

[Any @AmyLoisAnd]

Me in my garden level apt

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me when someone ask me about directions in the city I ived in my whole life

[hunter :) @_hvvnterr_]

Was changing my bedding the other day and my sheets called me a f🅰️g

[trash jones @jzux]

it was the best of times (getting my paycheck) it was the worst of times (doing my job)

[(not) NOT jackson @JacksonFromTwit]

did u listen to the song i told u to listen to so u could better understand my psyche or do you want me to die

[cary @brokebackstan]

one of the realest things ever posted to god’s green internet

[iyosias @iloveiyosias]

she so real

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

[paws at u] costco hotdog 🥺🥺🥺

[𝖇𝖊𝖊𝖗 𝖊𝖑𝖋 @sobergoblin]

time to go night night

[clare @sadderlizards]

ever since the ritual i’ve become an extremely well adjusted and normal individual

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

"dyke" is offensive to the gay community. #themoreyouknow

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Let’s ask HER

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

this is exactly how it feels to hit the pen too hard and go nonverbal

[Any @AmyLoisAnd]

@GHardstark @KarenKilgariff can you guys please do Tara Calico or Anatoly Moskvin?!

[jo @whatsJo]

centipede: *walking by*

Ariel: whoa what’d you trade

[Any @AmyLoisAnd]

@_arkelian This is extremely inappropriate

[Any @AmyLoisAnd]

@nuggetbrebre I DO NOT miss Spanish but I do miss you