amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane

Mother, knitter, wife and writer--Amy Lane writes gay romance and urban fantasy and babies three spoiled dogs.

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

Let's play "What does this lovely scented lotion smell like on AMY and not ANY OTHER HUMAN PERSON ON EARTH!"

The label says "Roses and Vanilla". Do I smell like--

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

Dear MAGATS— what are you eating RIGHT NOW? Because if it didn’t come from a freezer a thousand years ago, odds are it was grown sometime this last month.

You motherfuckers are so stupid I can’t believe you’re not extinct.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I can’t. I literally cannot. 🤣😂😂

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

@Acyn Mine. I have arthritis and ADHD. I have trouble with the heavy stuff and if I’m not careful we end up with $200 worth of toilet paper. Also we can plan our week, talk about books and discuss new recipes. And we just like spending time together. And Jesse Watters is a fucking twat

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

There are ICE agents in communities terrorizing children in low income districts because MAGATS are pig shit in a plutonium diaper with a vulture vomit chaser.

It’s like the only reason to believe in hell is to hope Shitgobbon and his goons have a place to pay for their sins.

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

@herotimeszero Used toilet paper after my morning dump

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

ACOSTA: Do you agree with Trump's decision to pardon violent people?

REP. BURCHETT: If they were truly violent, no. But I don't know that?

ACOSTA: What do you mean you don't know? We're showing the footage right now.

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

This just in: Trump to rename planet Venus “Bacchus” because “I like my planets to be men and I want to control what’s in the night sky.”

Republicans all agree that Jesus thinks this is a great idea because he LOVED the Romans!

[Ryan Hamilton @TheRyanHamilton]

"Gifter"? As in, one who gives gifts? What a nice thing to say! I'm SURE that's what you meant!
***noting sarcastic tone***

PS. I will speak out in defense of my wife and daughter AS OFTEN AS I WANT. #AbortionIsHealthcare

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

Dear Trump supporters— you did this.

https://t.co/w09uAag7En

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

@AvionLukas @chefjoseandres Trump doesn’t? OF COURSE HE DOES. It’s his MO. His psychotic signature. It’s who he is.

And being a better man than that is who chef is, and we’ve spent a decade watching how Trump treats better men. (Like garbage. He treats them like garbage.)

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

As more and more of our country folds, I’m afraid country over party isn’t going to be enough anymore. It’s going to need to be humanity over country.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

While Donald Trump was busy extorting wildfire victims and crying about half-staff flags, President Biden was busy brokering a ceasefire in Gaza.

So, no - that stupid orange fuckstick isn’t gonna take credit for getting it done.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

After 50 years of public service, I still believe in the idea for which our nation stands.

A nation where the strength of our institutions and the character of our people matter and must endure.

Now it’s your turn to stand guard.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Every day I kept my commitment to be a President for all Americans through one of the toughest periods in our nation’s history.

And I’ve had a great partner in our Vice President, Kamala Harris.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Four years ago, in the middle of a pandemic, we needed a leader with the character to put politics aside and do what was right. That’s what @JoeBiden did.

At a time when our economy was reeling, he drove what would become the world’s strongest recovery – with 17 million new jobs, historic wage gains, and lower health care costs. He passed landmark legislation to rebuild our nation’s infrastructure and address the threat of climate change. 

I’m grateful to Joe for his leadership, his friendship, and his lifetime of service to this country we love.

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

@TheRichFromCali Fuck. No. What a horrible question for a guy who has fought climate change with every breath— including fighting asinine questions like this. Jesus God you people suck.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

Adolf Hitler, a CONVICTED FELON, rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933. He cleverly positioned himself as the voice of the “common man,” railing against the elites and the establishment.

To solidify his base, Hitler masterfully scapegoated minorities for the nation’s problems, exploiting societal divisions with an “us vs. them” narrative. It’s almost as if dividing people and stoking anger can serve a political agenda—who would’ve guessed?

Once in power, he wasted no time dismantling democratic institutions. Loyalty wasn’t just encouraged; it was demanded. Opponents? Silenced. Media that dared to question him? Vilified as “the enemy,” naturally.

But hey, history is just history, right? It’s not like anyone would fall for something like that again.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

Disinformation helps no one but opportunists who profit off pain for their own power. #LosAngelesFire #losangeles

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

NEW: Just issued an Executive Order that will allow victims of the SoCal fires to not get caught up in bureaucratic red tape and quickly rebuild their homes.

We are also extending key price gouging protections to help make rebuilding more affordable.

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

I'm deploying 1,000 more California National Guard
service members to Los Angeles.

The now approx. 2,500 service members mobilized will continue to help keep the communities devastated by the fires safe.

[amy "dammit I'm trying to write" lane @amymaclane]

@castielophile Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.

Dad’s on a hunting trip.

Jerk.
Bitch.

Moose and squirrel

Hey assbutt!