🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️

Fighting for Democrats and democracy against Senile Satan and his Republican harem of clapping monkey-toys.

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

Epstein dies in prison while Trump is President.

The DOJ closes Epstein's case while Trump is President.

Ghislaine Maxwell is moved to more comfortable prison while Trump is President.

The GOP kept voting not to show the Epstein files while Trump is President.

Congress forces the DOJ to show the files by today, but they refuse because Trump is president.

Do you get it now? Do you understand what's in those files?

Trump wasn't only Epstein's buddy. They were twin predators.

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@LongAsUCan2 At least we know a lot of people know how to copy and paste

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

Me after realizing that people just realized that they can steal a post about realizing that you can take a screenshot of a tweet directly from the copy link option and post it a billion effing times!

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@TimoScope ✔️✔️😂

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@byanymeansIII 🤣 that's the funniest part. They have no idea what they're copying and pasting

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

When you're too tired to dance to the YMCA and give a double handy to invisible giraffes, so you do just one, but with extra gusto.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

very normal fist pumping, sir

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

The White House will be using the 5D chess of investigations called: I know what you are, but what am I?

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@SenseAndNon Yes, an unusual approach

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

The following Cabinet positions we be renamed in January:

Secretary of Commerce -> Secretary of Commies.

Secretary of Transportation -> Secretary of Trans.

Secretary of Labor -> Secretary of Not Going into Labor Because You Got an Abortion.

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@Dubes123 Yup. And we have to pay for it. Damn you Obamacare!

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@CapersLocke01 They're insane predators who are worried that they might be next.

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

What the F does MAHA have to do with a convicted rapist??

Turns out, everything.

When the king is a predator, his kingdom is built around predator-protection. Because if they could get to Russell, they could get to the king.

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@mydogsmom315 @HarryJoebanks34 Yup. They don't even realize how stupid and guilty they sound by defending him.

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@nonbobwes It's madness

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@DankJesusMemesX 🤣🤣

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@delmonaco_joe 😂💯

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

America has 334 million people who are not licensed hunters. Think about the sheer number of people who don't orgasm when they kill a defenseless animal.

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@EdB_Ohio They're the real animals

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@EdB_Ohio Agreed. But Gunther is also a hunter and loves talking about it. Whatever the reason he posted it, is not good.

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

@Steven150249 Pretty much

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

This woman is yelling, "The real Trump was not on the ballot!"

Lady, I smelled Trump on the ballot. I saw his creepy mug. I pictured Trump so clearly I couldn't eat for days.

Not everyone knew the candidates but everyone knew the asshole killing America.

Trump WAS the ballot.

[Decoding Fox News @DecodingFoxNews]

This is a comparison of two Republican strategists. The first clip is Caroline Sunshine from the late-night election night coverage on Fox News. The second is Doug Heye from Election Night on the PBS News Hour. They came up with VERY different conclusions.

[🌊Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🖋️ @herotimeszero]

Over $12 billion was spent on midterms.

There is a planet somewhere where instead of spending $12 billion on politics, they spend it on people.

I want to live on that planet.