Diane Lubin

writing, theater, rock concerts, TV, Nathanael West, Derrida, Shakespeare, Zyrtec; a New Jersey know-it-all, or so I've been told

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#TopChef Why don’t you have Valentine wear a hair net over his beard? I would never eat something he served with that big bushy beard. Gross

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@NickTurturro1 are you watching this game

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@CourtTV Texts between HIM and Timothy Verrill…
Learn proper grammar. You’re lawyers for heaven’s sake.

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@CourtTV She hasn’t shed a single tear

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I think Diane Keaton is kind of a fashion one hit wonder™️ #fashion scion #Anniehall

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I love it in Florida until I see a challenger with an f Biden license plate and a Trump and American flag. Sigh. The beach is great though #TrumpIsACriminal

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.@BIRKENSTOCKUSA I’m very disappointed in your product. I just got my shoes from ups, and one of the buckles wasn’t attached. Could not reattach. Won’t be getting another pair if they fall apart so easily

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I’m convinced that soon all of us who have #tattoos are going to look laughably out of date and sad

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@BCDreyer is there ever a legitimate reason to use “whilst”?

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@BobBoilen @TheMagFields I wouldn’t call it nerdy wordy fun. I think they are the love songs about bittersweet love affairs that haunt us. Some make me cry.

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Everyone takes pictures at Jim Morrison’s grave, but then you don’t know what expression to put on your face.

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@electricalWSOP my husband and I went to a Shellac show and afterwards you were selling vinyl. My husband asked you if anything was going to come out on cd, and you just stared at him. One of the best things I’ve ever seen

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Men should wear shirts. #summer #fauxpas

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“Women For Trump!”

Ok.

“Jews For Nazis!”

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@brianrayguitar @DevinCow Whitmer/Newsom

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@CourtTV Ha! Less than Trump

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@InStyle Why not stop running and endangering your life to avoid getting pictures taken of you

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@Deedeediner1 @ChanleyCourtTV @CourtTV Excuse me, but that’s “goddess” to you.

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@JosephPino_ @JoJoFromJerz They want to expand their consumer market to include more people than cheap ass drunk white guys who like to drink crappy beer