Amy Phetamine

typing faster than i think, since the 7th grade

[Amy Phetamine @AmyPhetamine]

eating a whole chocolate cake?
washing it down with a pint of irish cream?

yeah, i've still got it.

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what else do you need to know about 1978?

https://t.co/zf7qylYqli

🎶

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Watching YouTube for 15 minutes does not constitute thorough research.

[Randall Munroe @xkcd]

Moon https://t.co/zk7DJnaLcc

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my favorite day

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¿ does it get any more American than...

https://t.co/ilvIphqijW

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reminiscing about the olden times...

when toilet paper and eggs were so abundant
that we threw them at the houses of our enemies.

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メリークリスマス

[Mykl i am @MYKLiAM]

the Xmas/sacre part one

https://t.co/hHIR8WbJSO

a Yuletide tradition for the past 33 years!

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"it's sad when people's only identity is which team pendant they've decided to wave around. don't their wrists get tired?"

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did i miss lunch?

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why is it dark in here?

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oh look, the sun went down.

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"I love it when politicians rub my stupid bone."

- the other 49% of Georgia voters

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If you're putting away your clean laundry,
you just don't own enough laundry baskets.

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i'll get right on this, tomorrow.

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it's about time i made a plan for the month of November, huh?

[Mykl i am @MYKLiAM]

two things i love about social media:

• It surfaces bright people i would not otherwise have known nor hear off.

• It clarifies who only seemed bright while they kept their thoughts to themselves.

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the result:

look up to realize that i'm sitting in the dark (because the sun went down 3 hours ago) where i haven't glanced away from the music computer since i "took a minute to tweak this one thing" in the afternoon.

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the plan:

listen to music and fix a few tags as i go,
while i'm getting some real work done.