amy polewaczyk

is this thing on

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

“Where do you live?”
“Maine.”
“Oh... what do you do there? Farm, hunt, fish? Do you have electricity?”
“No, I churn butter all day and read old tales by candlelight. The only way I tell time is by looking at the sun and the moon. My third cousin is actually my step sister.”

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

Me, in a happy and healthy relationship, listening to Olivia Rodrigo’s album:

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Tony Soprano crying to “drivers license” by Olivia Rodrigo

[jel @angelica_fio]

Matt: “I really wanna send Victoria home”

Chris Harrison:

#TheBachelor

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

@colew21 There’s never been a greater love of my life than you, my dear friend 💛 so proud of the person you have become and it’s been a true joy getting the opportunity to be there through it all. I love you the most

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

@whitjurgelevich @hrcutshall I’ll legit join and get a peach on my body

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

Everyone thinks my brother is @bakermayfield lmaaooo

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Not even masks can stop PDA @5thyear (via ig:honge_bedoya)

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

Health care workers wear masks for 5+ hours non-stop. You can wear one for 45 minutes.

[Boston Marathon @bostonmarathon]

To the Doctors,
Nurses,
Pharmacists,
Dentists,
Medical personnel,
EMTs,
Police officers,
Firefighters,
Grocery store workers,
Custodians,
Postal workers,
Delivery drivers,
Bus drivers,
Train conductors:

We’ll wait to start
Until you reach the finish.

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

@mercoolidge Appreciate you, my teacher friend❤️❤️

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

2020 was deemed the “The Year of the Nurse”... well this is not what I expected

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

https://t.co/gVRCdlHIqH

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

My mom owed me money and decided to venmo me with this as the subject 😟😪🤨

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

Me: starts playing the Sims again

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

Let’s just talk about how when I moved to Maine in 5th grade I ran for class VP and beat this kid who had lived there all his life and in a rage he called me a lesbian for beating him and I went home to my mom and asked her what a lesbian was lmao

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

When u have rheumatoid arthritis and ppl think it’s funny :/

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

100 years came on shuffle this morning and suddenly I’m feeling very sentimental about being 22... why am I OLD

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

Happy Birthday America, sorry your party is so lame.

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

Me when I had swine flu circa 2009

[amy polewaczyk @AmyPole1]

My heart is officially BROKEN. No one speak to me for the next few days. Thx for your consideration during this time.

[Netflix @netflix]

We're sad that NBC has decided to take The Office back for its own streaming platform — but members can binge watch the show to their hearts' content ad-free on Netflix until January 2021