Yams

an adult trying to figure out how to adult

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

The ultimatum: queer love is chaotic.

Vanessa: I’m gonna date everyone and everyone loves me and I’m perfect and that’s why my ex won’t find anyone else.

Xan: I like someone else

Vanessa: omg how could you do this to me? That’s not fair

I don’t like this bitch

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

I fell asleep on the couch watching the election coverage and I thought I was having a nightmare when I woke up at 2am and saw dump was winning. Sleep demon on my tv screen

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

prepared for whatever today brings

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

so exciting how this week we’ll either have the first woman president or the end of america

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

It’s game day. Let’s win this.

[Megan @Megan_With_No_H]

My agenda today:

• Vote
• Drag Show
• Abortion at lunch
• Vote again
• Sex change in a prison bathroom
• Put tampons in the men's room
• Cast some spells while listening to Taylor Swift
• Eat pets for dinner in Springfield
• Take "illegals" to vote

[🇨🇦CoffeyTimeNews🇨🇦 @CoffeyTimeNews]

Won't be long now until Anita Recount makes her appearance.

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

@keithedwards I actually agree with no fluoride in drinking water. But if Tronald dump wins, this is at the very bottom of his list so either way nothing is happening on January 20th other than another possible insurrection 😅

[Joe Michael @theJoeMichaell]

I’ve been eligible to vote since 2016 so all I’ve known is voting against Donald Trump for almost a decade

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

United States gender reveal tomorrow, I hope it’s a girl 🩷🤣

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

This venue gets packed for the farm show too. It’s not that serious 🤣

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

HOLY SH*T

This is the Harrisburg, PA rally right now.

We are going to win Pennsylvania.

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

Me: what should we listen to?
My toddler: “H-O-T-T-O-G-O”

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

It’s hotter than a hoochie’s coochie

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

@ianmiles Why’d he just calmly rub it in? 😦🤢

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

Shoutout to the bartenders who watch my drink and put it behind the bar when i go to the bathroom

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

Something about rich people using a highly sought after diabetic medication to lose weight quickly doesn’t sit right with me. People dying because they can’t afford a life saving drug and others using it for shits and giggles.

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

when someone touches me & i wasn’t prepared for physical contact

[neon (unserious) @neon_heartbeat]

"if they died instantly what were those banging sounds" stop asking questions about the ocean. dont fuck with the sea. don't go there. i'll tell you what that noise was, none of our damn business that's what that noise was

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

@blacksnatchhh Everyone saw her for exactly who she was. She had absolutely no one fooled.

[Yams @AmyRobertson01]

The ultimatum: queer love is chaotic.

Vanessa: I’m gonna date everyone and everyone loves me and I’m perfect and that’s why my ex won’t find anyone else.

Xan: I like someone else

Vanessa: omg how could you do this to me? That’s not fair

I don’t like this bitch