Amy Shumer

I'm Amy SHUMER . . . I do too soon tweets.

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Steve Jobs died . . . I heard he choked on a bite of an apple.

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@JoshuWa36 Ok . . #ImEasy

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@blurabbit147 Did you hear about Steve Jobs? He was next. . .

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@the_cando Did you hear Steve Jobs just died? And they say Mac's don't get viruses. . .

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@Nestopesto Hahahaha! And,we think Mike Tyson is hard to understand!

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@kylebcomedy No, I'm usually on it at the end of the month - but you made me check my ass lol

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@abewick16 She has nice hair, too! "Did he bring his interpreter?"
LOL!

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@AlexMWilliams_ You really love me ;)

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@plimone I've had years of experience at sucking - it keeps me from becoming a mommy;)

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@amott70 Steve O and blow - sure his ears perked up with that tweet lol

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@a_north Thank you?

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@AlexMWilliams_ Thank you - are we related?

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@kendallamber23 Nice shades;)

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@ChrissyDeCapite Steve O drinks piss - he'll be fine

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@amislynne55 Steve O was fine - he re-enacted the crash by pretending he was Ryan's car and Mike Tysons fist was the tree

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@Midnite3 Neither is having your profile pix of you and your lover! Not that theres anything wrong with it #weinerwinning

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@IamRickB Dad?

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@T_boutDatdolla I didn't think so either. But the Mike tat joke killed!

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@Nestopesto And, Ryan wouldve been a retard had he lived lol

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@Nestopesto He actually made a Boo - he's a ghost now LMAO!