Amy Sparaco

[Amy Sparaco @AmySparaco]

@MeganRubano I hate people

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

Oh you don’t let your dog on the couch maybe you should go to jail

[the gn general @rickwitheruler]

They sell gas on shein???

[E! News @enews]

Must be l̶o̶v̶e̶ babies on the brain! ❤️ Rihanna and A$AP Rocky are going to be PARENTS! See their stunning pregnancy photoshoot here: https://t.co/YyTIpcU3Y5
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[Asher Perlman @asherperlman]

There is no one I have less in common with than the me who wrote my Facebook statuses circa 2008

[Amy Sparaco @AmySparaco]

is Clayton fking kidding rn

[Amy Sparaco @AmySparaco]

can someone please tell me how some girls can wear their hair down at the gym like what kind of sorcery is that

[Amy Sparaco @AmySparaco]

ok but if Matthew McConaughey becomes the governor of Texas i am moving there immediately

[…..!!! @strvingartist69]

6 bagels in a pack but 7 days in a week?? why is nobody talking about this

[ricky bobby @theblunttt]

am i gonna dress like a slut today or a man

[Amy Sparaco @AmySparaco]

thought of the day: why do they give free peanuts out on planes when it’s the most common allergy across the country

[P 💫 @prettyahhh1]

Reminder:

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

i just love the lack of privacy in the pharmacy line. just standing there shouting out my name, date of birth, and exactly what is wrong with me for the world to hear

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

job description: must be willing to work in a fast-paced unpredictable high-energy environment

the environment:

[Amy Sparaco @AmySparaco]

when u grow a pair, u can call me back :)

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

politely asked a DMV employee “how’s it going” and he said “just trying not to kill myself.” it is 8:08am

[Kev @ItsKevAF]

How is traffic real dude like just fucking go

[αѕнαкi 🌺 @ashakiiii]

When someone say “where’s the last place you had it?” After you lost something

[not SVU 🦋 @livandorder]

i wonder how much money i could save if i wasn’t a fucking idiot