Amy Wright

That one profile you forget that you follow until February.

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

Fuck it. Goodnight. #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

My second hand embarrassment isn't able to handle this. Somebody give me an Oscar. #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

Can they do this? #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

THIS IS LITERALLY THE FUNNIEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED. #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

GOD DAMN IT JIMMY I MADE THE JOKE FIRST #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

I'm sorry. Was Steve Harvey hosting this event? #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

#BringBackTheBusPeople #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

More like City of Subpar.... #Thankyou. #BestJokeOfTheNight #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

I missed the names of these last presenters. They look famous. Like, old famous. Somebody help me out. #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

Emma, if you don't Mean Girls this Oscar, get off the stage. #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

All I care about right now. #Babs #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

Leo, we get it. You won. Go on. #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

I googled the coughing thing during Affleck's speech. It fucked up a lot of people apparently. #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

Denzel Washington coughed in a movie, most likely on accident, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about. #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

The collective groan that this room just produced shows that NOBODY LIKES NICK CAGE #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

Fuck. A montage. #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

Everybody in this room should win an Oscar for their acting in the film "Mel Gibson Is Not a Racist." #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

(Because Yabba Dabba look-at-that-DO!) #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

Is Halle Berry accepting an Oscar for her work in the 1994 live action version of The Flinstones? #ChekhovTakesTheOscars

[Amy Wright @AmyTakesTheEGOT]

When you give a celeb a cookie, they will want a glass of milk #ChekhovTakesTheOscars