Amy Urban

Shows up every two years like the Olympics.

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

I know times are rough but damn did y’all know we could get a tiger for 2k? #TigerKing

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

Honestly that @Target honeypot commercial was fine until it was all I saw during my quarantine tv time.

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

Y’all it took me all day to realize the WFH acronym is work from home. It’s gunna be a long two weeks.

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

@CandaceBracher I always forget when I get groceries.

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

Nobody ever warns you how hard it is to acquire stamps sometimes.

[Vincent Goodwill @VinceGoodwill]

This one damn near broke me

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

@LegalEagle1868 c’mon!

[The Morning Mash Up @MorningMashUp]

Calling all Daves!! We're searching for our 12 Dave's of Christmas so get ready to call soon. We'll be waiting!

[Reveille X @reveille]

My friend Sully had the great honor of helping my friend Mr. President George H.W. Bush. You did the best job, Sully.

[Flex @Taco_Flex]

Longhorns tweeting about Officiating. LSU fans tweeting about class. WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE AGS!!!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Greedy Williams must have really said something bad because there’s no way that bald ref wanted to throw his hat.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

The sound of the crowd on the game winning play. Nothing like it. Sports rule.

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

They should take a player off the field with every overtime.

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

Not over the game still so prepare for some highlight retweet’s by yours truly. #gigem

[Rich Mt. Blair @rich_mt_blair]

No one can Aggie like we can Aggie

[Rich Mt. Blair @rich_mt_blair]

A&M is UNDEFEATED when the chain smokers pick us on game day

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

2 week trip to Italy, just accidentally reset my luggage lock and now can’t get into it. Gatta go through 999 code options to get everything I packed out. 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

When it’s your birthday month and the stores you email subscribe to are just rolling in the birthday discounts. #christmasmorning

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

@taraweghorst we gunna party like it’s ya birthday #birthdaytweet

[Amy Urban @AmyUrban]

@aarnim HELP