AmyVictoria Gonzalez

Mama•Student•Writer•Artist•Vegan• Sleep deprived since 11/28/19.

[E. Jean Carroll @ejeancarroll]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MR. PRESIDENT!

Here's your present, sir.

A little book I wrote about the funny, absurd, wild, hilarious goings-on behind the scenes of the two trials. You remember? The trials when I beat you TWICE.

You can pre-order today, Sir. Or buy it on Tuesday.

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Am I the only one falling in love with Rob over how he is as a friend? Also his love of animals and bugs #loveislandusa @LoveIsland

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@ThaddeusCosse @colonelkurtz99 Hahaha

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@Katie972015 Katie, I know this is you. never forget that I am a professional Internet detective. Follow me back. 👀

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@richardmarx @JesseBWatters Am I the only one that has a hard time imagining this in your voice? “Hold on to the night..” for realll

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@kenjeong bahahahahahah it’s like the whole country is finally getting out of a bad relationship but the relationship is with our president and we’re all like “i really could do better...”

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@LetsReadCreepy people are way too bored, making little hateful things online.. get a hobby folks! you’re the best youtube/podcast there is!

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@GeeLankton ha ha

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@GeeLankton lol i don’t know what is going on but i love you

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@WendyLiebman be a calm, relaxed, easygoing, peaceful, “go with the flow” person. like @goldiehawn.

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@MelissaLeisner @MarcoPoloApp who is your goddaughter?

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@MelissaLeisner aww it’s a good picture!

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@Tweet4nita So very similar to me. And I’m still working on the whole socializing thing.

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@LetsReadCreepy Oh damn it really is 🤔

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@MelissaLeisner Oh mel.. I’m so sad for you. I loved Charlie. He was the first doggie in the family in like 30 years. He is probably the best little dog that ever was. I love you.

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@Bethenny @kroger @Walgreens @Costco @Walmart @FedEx @UPS @Publix @Target Where can people get a mask? I have an infant son and I have been self quarantined with him for a couple weeks, I’m scared I won’t be able to see my parents or take him to doctors appointments (his 4 month checkup was supposed to be this week) 😭

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Do we actually live in a time where it is acceptable for a mom to wear sweatpants at 5pm? Asking for a friend..

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I’m glad to live in a time when it is acceptable for a mom to be in sweatpants at 5pm.
Thank you, suffragette movement.

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@DreadCentral Bruce Campbell is the only person that can play a man named Ashley and have literally no one question his badassery.

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@DreadCentral Interestingly, not a single Evil Dead or Army of Darkness fan wants anyone to replace Bruce Campbell as Ash and ARE YOU EFFING KIDDING ME YOU CANT REPLACE THE PERSON THAT MAKES THE CHARACTER WHAT THE CHARACTER IS will filmmakers never learn?!