Amy

if you were everyone’s cup of tea you’d be a mug

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Worst 5 minutes ever.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Accurate.

[Itchie Ball @Itchieball]

Apparently once you hit your 60's you should go back to the hobbies you had at 15 because you'll be happier.
If anyone wants me l'll be in the park with a 1ltr bottle of Cider, 10 B&H with absolutely no shits given 😬

[ً @artfuIchaos]

don’t let your empathy rob people of experiencing the consequences of their actions.

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

just checked my weather app

[Tata @villaneluthvr]

Rhaenyra after her first week on the throne

[Redfoxi 💙 @Redfoxi]

Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery

[` @ymmayerr]

Petition to quit making every SINGLE DAMN THING A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE.

[tan @till3005v]

“did you use ChatGPT to write that?” no sweetie, i used adult-level english literacy skills to write that

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

@fuzzyrkid It’s the best song ever written and people who don’t like it are shit cunts

[Ezgi 👩🏻‍💻 @ezgicodes]

Men lie so much that I’m starting to believe Adam ate the apple and blamed Eve for it.

That’s why men have an Adam’s apple in their throat.

It got stuck there. Let it stay.

[Amy @Amy_Webber_]

@itsme_urstruly

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back:

[⚭ @lekimgym]

i’m very self aware. which hasn’t solved anything.

[feibei @feetbonerr]

so hot in the uk even b cups are sweaty

[Zoraya Black @ZorayaBlack_]

Tropical storms in the UK uno. Island gyal. Island gyal.

[John Halo @EpicMasterChief]

You ever get so bored at work you actually start doing your job

[Amy @Amy_Webber_]

Is this a joke

[ShazBoi @ShazBoi2003]

The most soul crushing part in Toy Story 5 was learning that Andy died in a car crash…my heart just fucking sank💔💔💔

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

books are so cool because there are NO FUCKING ADS IN THEM

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Me whenever the stars are visible