Amylia, Mother of Dragons

True believer, mother, wife, dog mother, Tory fighter. No DM's please

[Amylia, Mother of Dragons @AmyliaClarke]

Be warned. Browsing will lead to accessory addiction! :) https://t.co/sKdRIxEUzW

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@MFWitches The Plastic Oh-no Band.

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https://t.co/ZzuiigjctQ @Knockaboutwok

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I'm not passionate about too many things, but if I'm standing at the door of the bus, ready to get off, and you push past me to get on, I do sincerely hope that your dick gets caught in a zipper.

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Exhibit A. Yeah she was.

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How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a construction worker?

Ask them to pronounce unionised.

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Be we Kingsland now? #Queensland

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@dog_rates @Trupanion Boozer. Such a gentle soul and all round Goodboi! 💓

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@LesStonehouse Hope you keep the pussy locked inside for the postie's deliveries...

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Am I too late to the party?! Shittest album ever!

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@AmyRemeikis Wasn't there a Lily Allen song along those lines?

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@LesStonehouse

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@PRGuy17 I read that as "continent" and, well, still fits...

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@Knockaboutwok This is me at the moment... I haven't been masking as religiously as you!

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@Knockaboutwok Oh, is COVID still a thing? Society has a short attention span and very little appetite for community mindedness and personal responsibility, so, ya know, once it's boring, don't wear a mask... Seriously though, I shudder to think about the Ekka this year!

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A picture from the 1918 Spanish Influenza pandemic. Meanwhile, in Qld...

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@SarkySage

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@theheraldsun Jeff, you literally closed the Victorian Infectious Diseases Hospital

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The theme song to The Sopranos works surprisingly well on the walking commute to work!

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@redruby17 @Coles Looks like they really dropped the ball there!